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decryption, to random
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So the Recall feature on Windows essentially takes a screenshot every second in the background, then uses an LLM to answer stuff you ask??

evanspw,
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@decryption Some peanut said "we need a dashcam, but for your PC" and this utter lunacy was born. Hard to think of a more fuckeder idea to do general purpose help.

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anyone making this argument is 100% missing the point of why apple's ad sucked - it wasn't about the physical items getting destroyed, it was the metaphor of the world's biggest company compressing all the creative, human, cherished things into a boring, soulless computer that it controls and owns and makes all the money on

evanspw,
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@decryption It looked good though! 100% CGI of course. The biggest downside of the apology and contrition is now we won't see a follow-up ad for the mac with office buildings and occupied cubicle farms and server racks being squashed down to a macbook. That woulda been great!

evanspw, to random
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@decryption If (when) Port play like this against North it’ll be a 100 point quarter.

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once again it is time to ruin my weekend and watch the north melbourne kangaroos

evanspw,
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@decryption another 100 point flogging in the offing here.

evanspw,
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@decryption that droning was the throbbing metropolis of Hobart.

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    evanspw,
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    @decryption if they’re smart, they’ll see it fuel for the bonfire which it most certainly will turn out to be.

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    evanspw,
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    @decryption There's always a portion of the population super-horny to throw (other people's) warm bodies into the meat grinder. They see all of history as nothing but, and have no clue about how the world actually works.

    evanspw, to random
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    @decryption What the utter filthy fuck is this shameful fuckery?

    evanspw,
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    @decryption putrid. North are putrid.

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    Some of the people in the office have been keeping a record of weird things I’ve said out loud, so I discovered. Here’s some of them: "Shrug-a-doodle-doo" “Alarm rationalisation. Boy Howdy did we do that!” “Don't believe everything you think.” "BYO Attitude” “I don’t care about winning a pissing contest, I only care about being right.” I know I’m weird.

    evanspw,
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    @chidgey Slip in a few juicy ones and see if they pop up on the list.
    "Marketing is for morons from the far side of the moon"
    "Everything rooted about engineering is down to beards"
    "Management couldn't stack boxes in a 5 ton truck"

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    @decryption North are very shit, and fuck them.

    evanspw,
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    @decryption they just cannot muster 4 good quarters.

    evanspw,
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    @decryption Just not AFL standard.

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    evanspw,
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    @MattHatton @decryption well he pulls in half a million a year shilling away, about a 2 hour a day job, if that. Smug beyond belief, what a grift.

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    evanspw,
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    @decryption Theyvsre your people!

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    evanspw,
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    @decryption 4K at 2x is sweet.

    evanspw,
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    @decryption I’m mostly looking at drawings, so it almost doesn’t matter. But does make the text quite relaxing…

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    evanspw,
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    @decryption I do that but booze.

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    evanspw,
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    @decryption the piece stayed sufficiently distant from those awful apple suckhole podcasters flopping their penises on the table.

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    evanspw,
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    @decryption I never got it!

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    evanspw,
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    @decryption It’s in the bible, “Do unto others whatever the fuck you can get away with.”

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    evanspw,
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    @decryption I love machines like that. They’ll still be good as new in 50 years.

    evanspw, to random
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    Everyone who owns a Tesla is a fucking rube. Sorry, but you got done.

    https://defector.com/youre-supposed-to-be-glad-your-tesla-is-a-brittle-heap-of-junk

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    evanspw,
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    @decryption Just take the password the half-forward line of the victorious 1977 premiership team.

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    evanspw,
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    @decryption bugger.

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