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jpm

@jpm@aus.social

WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

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NanoRaptor, to random
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Charging my phone so I can go outside and take a video of the Ghia as I pour five litres of mower fuel into it and light it.

jpm,
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@NanoRaptor I understand this feeling, I had a cursed Golf R32 - it was never right after I cooked the engine when the lower radiator hose detached. I miss it, but better to not have the headache anymore.

oysta, to random
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Just reading how Dalhua say that if you forget the password to your NVR, or say if you buy a property with one and don’t have the password, you simply have to replace the whole unit. Makes sense.

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@oysta Nessus go brrrrrrrrr

jpm,
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@oysta $20 says Linux kernel 2.6.31 (or thereabouts)

oysta, to random
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Local council websites, not even once

jpm,
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@oysta what night is recycling bin night?

Kels_316, to random
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Out for dinner and the menu has “Japanese tapas” and I said “they could just call it Japas”

Zero laughs.

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@Kels_316 😐

sortius, to random
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I'm seeing a lot of people fundamentally misunderstanding the difference between the ICC and the ICJ. Mixing the two up is the first tell-tale sign you should not be commenting on the ICC prosecutor's applications for arrest warrants

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@sortius The Hague Invasion Act going to get a workout? (It’s Wikipedia page already getting a workout)

Taco_lad, to random
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Hahahah fuck, I found NTLM in use again after I spent 6 years trying to eradicate it.
Fml

jpm,
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@Taco_lad it. Will. Never. Go. Away.

oysta, to random
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will never be defeated

jpm,
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@oysta this is why no Australian over a certain age can take Eric Bana seriously in serious movies, because Pioda suddenly appears

jpm,
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@oysta you can just picture it, Eric rolling out of the Black Hawk in a cloud of smoke, bong in one hand, 6 pack under the other arm, screaming obscenities with his glorious mullet streaming behind him

jpm, to random
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Definitely my kid.

Afternoon tea

Cake: 3 servings

jpm, to random
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NPS scores for basic bodily functions

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5 stars would definitely poo again

liamvhogan, to random
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org charts are ideology

jpm,
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@liamvhogan numerology

jpm, to random
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Yes, they’re called feet and inches, and are still used in a very small number of countries
https://eigenmagic.net/@whatifbot/112477360725377603

Unixbigot, to random
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Yaas, I found the drive belt for my lathe that I lost about a year ago, and had to order a new one from the UK. It was in the box of safety equipment (gloves and visors etc) in which I clearly never look. :sus:

jpm,
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@Unixbigot you’re in Qld, the only PPE you need are thongs, sunscreen, and oakleys

franksting, to random
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So the Commonwealth Bank decreased their Interest Free days from 55 to 44 on their credit cards...without any official notice to customers. Is this legal? https://www.ratecity.com.au/credit-cards/news/cba-cuts-11-interest-free-days-its-rewards-cards

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@franksting minimum legally required notification = maximum revenue opportunity

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@franksting it only matters that it’s more than last quarter and/or year

jacqueline, to random
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you don't know what you ask, traveler. my strongest pullups will drain a power rail let alone a signal line. you need a microcontroller that has weaker pullups, because my pullups are too strong for you

jpm,
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@jacqueline many weak pull-ups eventually become a strong pull-up

jpm, to random
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jpm, to random
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lol iTerm2 caught the mad cow disease for computers

geordie, to random
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Today I am working in the office, which is like regular work but instead of being at home there's a place owned by the employer you go to.

jpm,
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@geordie not even owned by your employer a lot of the time, even if their logo is on the building

gsuberland, to random
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stares nervously at JLC order that has been marked as "packaging" for several days

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@gsuberland it gets even better* when it’s sitting in their loading dock waiting to be picked up

liamvhogan, to random
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Sugru for fixing boots: the yobbo’s way of repair

jpm,
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@liamvhogan it me, Close Enough For Government Work, and I would like to form a partnership with you to deliver a major tender response

azonenberg, to random
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This is clearly not meant to be disassembled. Anyone have ideas? I assume the textured side has to be some kind of nut?

(It's fried and constantly trips with no load giving the "internal fault" LED code, curious what's inside and if there's any visible damage)

Rounded bolt head that doesn't look like a good entry vector

jpm,
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@azonenberg you’ll definitely have to drill it out, looks about a 3mm bit? Hopefully it’s not hardened steel too.

To avoid even a remote possibility of anybody using it again, remove the main contacts too

jimbob, to random
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Me when I can't find a parking space near the school: park half a kilometre away, walk through sleet and snow

Everyone else apparently: park across driveways, park across school crossing, double park, who gives a shit, nothing is real.

jpm,
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@jimbob it’s good for you. Did you not hear about walk to school day a couple of weeks ago?

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