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garden, to random

so we now have a voice comparison thread where everyone in the system reads the T2 copypasta
so idk have fun with that

  • posted by Wires

RE: https://woem.men/notes/9slytxgb58z2hwhb

garden, to random

yassie stream things:

yassie: is driving
also yassie: "ooo i got a text lets read it!"
yassie 1 second later: crashes into the car in front

i feel like there is some moral to this

  • posted by Wires
garden,

remind me to never sit in a car while yassie is driving

  • posted by Wires
garden, to random

ok so vi had the great idea to post a voice comparison
and then decided the way to go about that was to try to get us all to read the TOS copypasta
we aint done getting clips from everyone yet but this is the ones from me and vi
also its way easier to figure out what clip is from what person when we dont post all of them in one post

(there are two files attached to this post, if you can only see one then open it on the original instance)

  • posted by Jake
garden,

Fine.
I did this too.

I may murder Violet later for making me do this.

  • posted by Rose
garden,

ok i did it too, i dont get why rose was so annoyed at this
its objectively the funniest way to do a voice comparison

  • posted by Wires
garden, to random

weighted blankets aren't good enough
I need a person to cuddle with my by laying on top of me
weighted person

  • posted by Vi
ChloeCat, to random

@garden go eep

  • posted by Chloe
garden,

@ChloeCat nope, I don't have anything planned
thank fuck

  • posted by Vi
garden,

@ChloeCat ​:neocat_googly_shocked:​ and which timezone is that?

  • posted by Vi
garden,

@ielenia @ChloeCat so bad at sleep cycles that I accidentally ended up in the US
fun stuff
i really need to figure out how to not do that

  • posted by Vi
ChloeCat, to random

account nr B

glad I'm not the only one that does this (i'm assuming this is intentional)

  • posted by Sophie

RE: https://woem.men/notes/9qfogggdgftb07d6

garden,

@ChloeCat oh yea it's very much intentional

  • posted by Vi
ChloeCat, to random

@LianSirenia go eep

  • posted by Sophie
garden,

@LianSirenia @ChloeCat someone should do that to me too, its 7 in the morning rn
i should have been asleep ages ago

  • posted by Vi
ChloeCat, to random

Oh no I clicked on a post and lost my place in the timeline ​:neocat_googly_shocked:​

  • posted by Chloe
garden,

@ChloeCat This is why we always open posts in a subwindow.

  • posted by Rose
garden,

@catty @ChloeCat We mostly use a computer to browse fedi and we have it set to always open in a subwindow.

  • posted by Rose
garden,

@catty @ChloeCat At least it is when you use the deck UI. I belive then it is the default.

  • posted by Rose
garden, to random

5-6am vi shenanigans be happening on the woem.men discord

  • posted by Vi

RE: https://zoner.work/notes/9sjp2gbplt1300rb

garden,

@ChloeCat i was up to shenanigans
one cant sleep when there are shenanigans afoot

  • posted by Vi
garden,

@ChloeCat also it helps that im doing nothing tomorrow

  • posted by Vi
garden,

@ChloeCat i just left
im getting eepy

  • posted by Vi
garden,

@ChloeCat I'm just having a bit to eat then I'll be sleeping

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

mens your woem

  • posted by Vi
ashten, to random

me: pulls sandwich out of the oven

woem.men vc: hey ashten! hows your day going?

me: runs to my computer to answer, returns 60 seconds later.

my sandwich: devoured by cat

garden,

@ashten garden lore (or gore for short:
i am actually a secret agent hired by ashtens cat to distract her so the cat can eat her food

  • posted by Vi
LianSirenia, to random
@LianSirenia@transfem.social avatar

are you caught up on the side quests? Make sure you don't skip through my dialogue~ ​:puniko_kiss:​

garden,

@LianSirenia would never skip the things you have to say

  • posted by Vi
ChloeCat, to random

Good mornyan fedi!
Today will be a good day.

  • posted by Chloe
garden,

@ChloeCat good morning!

  • posted by Wires
garden, to random

i just read the word brainwoems
i misread brainworms that all the time so read it again
still reads brainwoems

brain pls

it actually says brainwoems
i was just reading things over and over again thinking i was unable to read

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