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garden, to random

apparently I'm a girltwink robot now

  • posted by Wires

RE: https://woem.men/notes/9tr6mfwawmcb00pp

garden, to random

distance is homophobic

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

apparently firefox enhanced tracking protection breaks some of the profile decorations on woem.men ​:neocat_woozy:​
thats why i couldnt see my own profile properly before

  • posted by Vi
18+ ashten,

@spots1000 @garden im fixing this now. i didnt realize we were doing this ​:neocat_heart_pink:​

Jain,
@Jain@blob.cat avatar

@ashten @garden @spots1000 :blobcatgoogly:

garden, to random

I hate video conferencing stuff so fucking much
the only thing that works less often is printers

  • posted by Wires
puppygirlhornypost,

@garden what about sharepoint permissions?

garden, to random

are you really neurodivergent if you don't communicate with your partners with random noises

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

points @miaapancake & @fallenvalkyrie YOU ARE FUCKING NERDS

  • posted by Vi
MagicLike,
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garden, to random

detroit become minecraft

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

the only valid date format is YYYY-MM-DD

  • posted by Vi
MagicLike,
@MagicLike@mstdn.social avatar

@garden I oppose with DD.MM.YYYY

ielenia,

@garden @MagicLike the downside with YYYY-MM-DD is that people (at least in English, and i think other languages too) don't really use that when spoken, so for many people it'll be more "natural" to use DD.MM.YYYY (which is proabably also part of the reason why americans still use MM/DD/YYYY since that's how we say dates over here in many cases)

  • posted by Ielenia
garden, to random

To break up Violets yearning on the timeline I am here.
To do the exact same thing...

I love my girlfriend so much.
And I am so happy to have her in my life.

  • posted by Rose
akkavodol,
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garden, to random

i just introduced yassie to the misskey bubble game

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

realising that like 90% of my account for the last couple of days have just been a combination of yearning and flirting

  • posted by Vi
garden,

i blame you two for this @fallenvalkyrie @miaapancake

  • posted by Vi
miaapancake,

@garden @fallenvalkyrie You're welcome cutie~ ​:strawb_smug:​

garden, to random

i keep getting signal notifications and having my heart jump because I hope it's from some cute people
but it keeps just being group chats with irl friends
who are very cute don't get me wrong
but not the cuties that I keep hoping for

  • posted by Vi
18+ garden,

@miaapancake @fallenvalkyrie don't threaten me with a good time

  • posted by Vi
18+ fallenvalkyrie,

@garden @miaapancake ​:kiss_girlxgirl:​​:kiss_girlxgirl2:​

garden, to random

don't you love getting into the shower and then realising that you are out of soap and that the refill you bought yesterday is on the other fuckin side of a very cold apartment
Cus I love when that happens

  • posted by Vi
garden,

@Bard none of it this time

  • posted by Vi
Bard,

@garden Proud of you! ​:nkoLove:​

garden, to random

ok so with all the people who have answered that they have a crush on me in that poll I feel like there is a thing I should probably say again
my bit in the alter intro mentions this but I want to make it very clear

I flirt with people platonically
if I'm flirting with you it doesn't mean that I like you
this also goes for being lewd over on my alt, thats also platonic

if you have other intentions for why you are flirting you have to tell me or ima just accidentally lead you on

if my intentions are anything but platonic I will tell you about it
I don't like leaving that up for interpretation when I flirt with fucking everyone

  • posted by Vi
garden,

tho also worth noting that I'm a dumbass who can't read my own emotions
it can take me some time before I even admit to myself that I'm crushing on someone
but if I'm crushing on you, you will know at some point

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

i am getting convinced that fedi isn't actually social media
it's just a queer dating app

  • posted by Vi
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