garden

@garden@woem.men

plural queer enby lesbian poly

"main" alt: @garden (follow for the full garden experience)
more private alt: @garden
lewd alt: @garden

headmate intros: https://woem.men/@garden/pages/intro

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garden, to random

detroit become minecraft

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

the only valid date format is YYYY-MM-DD

  • posted by Vi
garden,

@MagicLike ok thats not horrible
but also its much better to use YYYY-MM-DD since it makes files sort right

  • posted by Vi
yassie_j, to random
@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone avatar

People in England, have you noticed that your water pressure has decreased over time, or even recently? It’s weird right?

There’s a reason for this: it costs too much for our privatised regional water corporations to fix leaks, so by lowering the water pressure, less water is forced out of leaks and less water is lost. :akko_angry:

Rather than fixing the creaking infrastructure we have, the water companies would rather make our water supply worse to metaphorically paper over the literal cracks.

garden,

@yassie_j wait for profit water supply?
WHA

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

To break up Violets yearning on the timeline I am here.
To do the exact same thing...

I love my girlfriend so much.
And I am so happy to have her in my life.

  • posted by Rose
ralsei, to random
@ralsei@mastodon.nu avatar

android update screen goes hard

garden,

@kdj8 @ralsei swedish isnt real
its just weird norwegian

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

i just introduced yassie to the misskey bubble game

  • posted by Vi
yassie_j, to random
@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone avatar

@garden: “My new instance is going to run Mastodon.”

Me: “How could you do this to me?”

garden: “… [glitch-soc] + chuckya.”

Me: “Way to bury the lede. You could be a journalist.”

garden,

@yassie_j @spinach clickbait in vc

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

realising that like 90% of my account for the last couple of days have just been a combination of yearning and flirting

  • posted by Vi
garden,

i blame you two for this @fallenvalkyrie @miaapancake

  • posted by Vi
ielenia, to random

confirmed: there aren't actually any singlets on fedi /j

  • posted by Ielenia
garden,

@ielenia you say /j
but the number of systems seems to be going up a lot

  • posted by Vi
18+ puppygirlhornypost, to random
@puppygirlhornypost@labyrinth.zone avatar

@puppygirlhornypost amber is overbreeding? owo

RE: https://woem.men/notes/9sq9ljnb372w01g6

garden,

@ielenia @yassie_j @puppygirlhornypost @puppygirlhornypost @puppygirlhornypost yea you don't want to break those
you wanna let them hatch naturally

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

i keep getting signal notifications and having my heart jump because I hope it's from some cute people
but it keeps just being group chats with irl friends
who are very cute don't get me wrong
but not the cuties that I keep hoping for

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

don't you love getting into the shower and then realising that you are out of soap and that the refill you bought yesterday is on the other fuckin side of a very cold apartment
Cus I love when that happens

  • posted by Vi
garden,

shower completed
with soap after a very cold run to the other side of the apartment

  • posted by Vi
garden,

@Bard none of it this time

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

ok so with all the people who have answered that they have a crush on me in that poll I feel like there is a thing I should probably say again
my bit in the alter intro mentions this but I want to make it very clear

I flirt with people platonically
if I'm flirting with you it doesn't mean that I like you
this also goes for being lewd over on my alt, thats also platonic

if you have other intentions for why you are flirting you have to tell me or ima just accidentally lead you on

if my intentions are anything but platonic I will tell you about it
I don't like leaving that up for interpretation when I flirt with fucking everyone

  • posted by Vi
garden,

tho also worth noting that I'm a dumbass who can't read my own emotions
it can take me some time before I even admit to myself that I'm crushing on someone
but if I'm crushing on you, you will know at some point

  • posted by Vi
ChloeCat, to random

Ok, gonna go lay down now.
The feelings have mostly gone away.

nini, everyone!
Remember, you matter more than you think you do!

  • posted by Chloe
garden,

@ChloeCat have a good night!

  • posted by Wires
ellie, to random
@ellie@yearning.gay avatar

may we all age as gracefully as lena raine ,,, that girl is 40 and looks like she like . just turned 20 . its crazy

garden,

@ellie
wha???
she is 40?????
i had no idea...
I thought she was like 30 maybe

  • posted by Wires
ashten, to random

why does mcdonalds salt taste different?
has anyone else noticed that???

garden,

@ashten at some point some people i know stole a bunch of McDonald's salt instead of buying any themselves
and it was definitely different

  • posted by Wires
garden,

@ashten we just stole a handful
I mean they stole a handful
I definetly wasn't involved

  • posted by Wires
LianSirenia, to random

Man, I need an ice dragon friend or something, so warm now ​:gura_sweat:​

garden,

@LianSirenia I'm not a dragon but I do have very cold hands

  • posted by Vi
garden,

@LianSirenia I would rather you steal all of me and not just my hands

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

i am getting convinced that fedi isn't actually social media
it's just a queer dating app

  • posted by Vi
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