jackonskates

jackonskates, 11 days ago to random

What does one do about a mouse in their home? Asking for MYSELF

FlockOfCats, 27 days ago to random

Yum 🍓 :milky:

jackonskates, 1 month ago to random

I fucked up. It's raining and I did laundry. I'm sure to hear about this all weekend.

jackonskates, 2 months ago to random

Japan really does have some of the most poorly designed websites on Earth. It's almost like they're trying for it.

FlockOfCats, 2 months ago to random

Squid pro quo 🦑

FlockOfCats, 2 months ago to random

Fancy dinner 😊

jackonskates, 3 months ago to random

Try this easy DIY home hack that requires only lumber, power tools, a workspace, 2 IKEA beds & 1 shelf, 4 meters of PVC pipe, mineral wool, a handful of medium cake pans, 5 yards of blue velvet, 26 ball & socket joints w/ heavy-duty hinges & 1 stainless steel lever, 2 hollow wooden spheres of 2cm thickness, 1 chocolate rabbit (NOT hollow), fresh fennel seeds, glow in the dark caulk, adhesive spray, cooking spray, waterproofing spray, spray paint, and half a liter of 100% cranberry juice!

takosix, 3 months ago to random

"How do I chew on a dick?"

https://slate.com/human-interest/2024/01/boyfriend-oral-request-teeth-sex-advice.html

FlockOfCats, 4 months ago to random

Time for a dirty gobo 😬

jackonskates, 4 months ago to random

I mean, I’ll take what I can get. #CinnamonRolls

jackonskates, 5 months ago to random

Money, a thing we made up to exchange goods & services w/ other humans, controls access to everything. Can you care for your health and well-being? Can you fulfill your basic human needs? Can you even consider self-actualisation? Can you relax, have downtime, pursue your interests? Can you work through your trauma? Can you have autonomy & independence? All of the above are dependent upon the amount of money you have. And if you don’t have it, that’s YOUR fault. What a society.

pippa, 5 months ago to random

might have to crowdsource the name of my second twin as my husband says it’s my decision and i’m struggling to land on anything

stopthatgirl7, 5 months ago to random

Blueberry chuuhai!! 😀😀😀

jackonskates, 6 months ago to random

YouTube ruins content with repeated ad interruptions mid-sentence, breaking focus and interest. They think they can't be replaced. It's only a matter of time.

FlockOfCats, 6 months ago to random

Tried the soy taco “meat”, burrito at 7-11 and it was good!

Is it amazing or authentic, naw. But it does a good job filling the burrito-shaped hole in my soul :bigmood: :bongo_cat: :holy_hand_grenade:

8.3 / 10 will definitely get again!

Thanks for the PSA, @jackonskates!

FlockOfCats, 6 months ago to random

I only made it like 2 days into No Nut November before I had some almonds 😮‍💨

jackonskates, 6 months ago to random

3 days into Extra Orgasm November and my powerful masculine energy is out of control. I'm wearing a business suit and I don't even own one. Women are finding me more attractive than ever. My wallet is so full it won't even fit in my portfolio. Time is money and time spent orgasming makes me rich. They don't teach this at business school, pal!

FlockOfCats, 6 months ago (edited 6 months ago) to random

Had some highly accurate animal crackers, as a treat.

jackonskates, 8 months ago to random

I'm...cold? Might put on...pants?

FlockOfCats, 9 months ago to random

Happy Japanniversary to me 🙂🎂

jackonskates, 10 months ago to random

People act like ghosts would think like the living, with the same kinds of feelings and desires, and I think that’s ridiculous.

Also, the ocean should be very haunted.

glen_malley, 1 year ago to random

People at work now think that if you're working from home it's fine to schedule meetings during lunchtime because, and I quote, "You can just eat during the meeting."
Nobody understands the idea of erosion of personal time.