jonossaseuraava

@jonossaseuraava@post.ebin.club

Corpos fuck off

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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.

case edging and neuron activation posting most of the time.

Kuljen 100% puhtaasti paskapuheella

I don't know who I am so I can't tell you either.

If you imply or say that mastodon is the whole fediverse, i will pröööh at you

Lost in life.

Stuck between terminal and the woods.

My life is tech and depression.

If I do something stupid enough to get my self mute blocked, let me know

You'd better have some posts before you follow me. Or something on which to base a guess on you personality and stuff. I will most likely @ you something semi silly after follow request if you haven't interacted with me in anyway.

I don't know much about anything nor do I think that much.

Probably mostly lighthearted non serious posting with occasional complaining about life sprinkled in the mix.

also probably shite without content warning and image descriptions from time to time. I'll try to be decent.

En haluu kuolla, en haluu tappaa
En haluu ottaa osaa tähän vitun paskaan

okay, you've read this far? I'm some sort of gamer blob from binlan. bit techy, in the quick and dirty way. errrrr, fuck. i really don't know who I am.

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#nobot
#noindex
#noarchive
#nobridge
#fuckyoupayme

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moth_ball, to random
@moth_ball@shitposter.world avatar

I want to meet kaia and her bf sometime

jonossaseuraava,

@moth_ball
Who doesn't

jonossaseuraava, to random

oh shit

alestorm made me tear up

what the fuckkkkk

this is supposed to be brainless happy drinking music

jonossaseuraava,

@lain
im sober. I wouldn't be that suprised if i was drunk.

I've been figthing the urge to get drunk yesterday and today. The coma part tends to last like five days so I'll try to hold off.

jonossaseuraava,

@lain
at ilo at the moment btw

lain, to random
@lain@lain.com avatar

will the ecb cut the daylight savings rate?

jonossaseuraava,

@kaia @lain

  • why the US dollar is the safest currency [during a recession]

militaryindustrial complex + money printer

jonossaseuraava,

@kaia @lain
assets.... haha yeah.

Maybe one day i'll get to worry about those

kaia, to random
@kaia@brotka.st avatar

with great power comes great resp... OH A CYCLIST!!

video/mp4

jonossaseuraava,
kaia, to random
@kaia@brotka.st avatar

:cry_cirno:

jonossaseuraava,

@kaia
Am I beyond saving? I first assumed OP knew about the college degree by spying on their neighbours traffic and not by talking to them.

jonossaseuraava, to random

I can wear basicly any shoe I'd like to the gym, right ? Provided they are clean == not the same ones I wear outside.

Nightingalle, to random
@Nightingalle@shpposter.club avatar

i fucking pay for one of the best private clinics in the country for therapy session yet I still have to wait for a month haha fuck you fuck this place

jonossaseuraava,

@Nightingalle @daya
Mental health care is pretty fucked over all in binlan. Happiest county in the world 7 times in a row BTW.

jonossaseuraava,

@Nightingalle @daya
I am not happy so can't teach shit in that regard.

The happiest people in the world ranking feels like a sad joke.

In my experience it takes week or two to get therapist appointment via workplace private health care meme. So needing someone fluent in English sure sounds like a factor.

The wait times for psychiatrist are absolutely fucked, granted you wanna see the same person again. I've had to wait months for those. The the appointment is " yeah don't drink lmao, try these meds. Bye"

anakita, to random
@anakita@void.lgbt avatar

when someone uses the wrong pronouns so you take away their rights

jonossaseuraava,

@anakita
Why you gotta have a choice of pronouns in the first place /___\

I mean why you gotta have gendered pronouns?

jonossaseuraava,

@anakita,@void.lgbt My native language doesn't have gendered pronouns. I don't see the point why English speaking people gotta make even more pronouns. Why somebody else's gender has to be my business as well? Why can't everybody be they or something ?

I'm honestly bit mad at the whole concept of gedered pronouns. I don't want to even think about labgages that gender objects as well.

Anyway fuk englant languake

I'll be facing the wall over here or what ever

foxhkron, to random

tfw I want to start PowerShell by typing "power" and it autocompletes to PowerShell, but in the last 2ms before pressing enter, it suddenly autocompletes to PowerPoint ​:akko_aaa:​

why does that always happen

jonossaseuraava,

@foxhkron Microsoft moment

grillchen, to random
@grillchen@brotka.st avatar

uhh Cyberpunk and Witcher 3 are getting opensourced. Involuntarely.

jonossaseuraava,

@grillchen
Involuntary offsite data backup

jonossaseuraava, to random

i hate usb-c audio on mobile devices

jonossaseuraava,

Fairphone should make a tank meme phone

XLR audio jack and like 20Ah battery

jonossaseuraava,

@xarvos
Bigger number
Marketing people happy

Linux_in_a_Bit, (edited ) to random
@Linux_in_a_Bit@linuxrocks.online avatar

:ablobcatattentionreverse: Software Idea:
Small Fedi :fediverse:
A group of instances with software that automatically mutes instances that have had more than 1000 active users over the past 7 days. :blobcatrainbow:

jonossaseuraava,

@Linux_in_a_Bit is there actual software for this ?

I have been musing about something similar for my own single user inatance.

jonossaseuraava, to random

I wanted to get a face wash. I got intimidated by the amount if different options in the women's isle. So I went and got some 5 in 1 type of meme off the men's isle. Too bad it has really strong perfume. The perfume isn't even nice, it's like WD-40 and wank stains or some shit.

Back to the men's hygiene isle I go. This time I thought I was getting the exact same thing I had before this ordeal. It was really nice charcoal stuff. Nope. This one has some tubo mint power in it and it feels like easy mode tear gas training if that stuff gets near my eyes.

k, to random
@k@layer8.space avatar
jonossaseuraava,

@k
Lmao lastfm has hipster score ?!

jonossaseuraava, to random

crazy how nature do that

kaia, to random
@kaia@brotka.st avatar

strange, Akkoma takes 0.4 seconds longer to post than usual :akko_mmh:

jonossaseuraava,

@kaia
Xz
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State actor poopohatch

jonossaseuraava, to random

if i ever will be a real boy,

a bike trip from rotterdamn to amsterdamn sounds cool as hell. Or maybe the otherway aroud - idk

jonossaseuraava,

65km on foot??? according to openstreetmaps valhalla thingy. 3x4h walking days?

jonossaseuraava,

bitches have a 17m hill!

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