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jujube

@jujube@mstdn.social

Ultimate Skirmishing Championship contestant, founder of the Save the Squirrels Foundation, third degree black belt in Jujube Itsu, and author of the book, "Ferret Racing For Fun And Profit."

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jujube, to sweden
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If Snoop Dogg was Swedish

Gustodon, to random
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Most of the cars I see are large and only have one person inside.

Why aren't there little cars with one seat?

jujube,
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@Gustodon Complying with NHTSA regulations and an unreceptive market that favors SUVs and trucks.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I never understood putting down musical artists who have only had one hit.

It's like putting someone down for only winning 500,000 in the lottery instead of 5 million when the most you've ever won is $5.

jujube,
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@Mrfunkedude It's like putting down guys who've only had one wife.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I’m going to start telling people I’m a script writer for porn when they ask me what I do for a living.

Just to see the reactions.

jujube,
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@Mrfunkedude Won't work. Porn doesn't have scripts

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