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kpfaulkner

@kpfaulkner@hachyderm.io

Go backend developer. Formally lived in the C#/.NET world.

Primarily writes for "the clouds", favourite programming pastime is developing CLI tools...

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jonoabroad, to random
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AZURE CONTAINER APPS OR INSTANCES OR FREE RANGE OPEN FIELD CONTAINERS

HOW ABOUT JUST FUCKING ONE THING THAT I CAN SEARCH

kpfaulkner,
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@jonoabroad and a calm good morning to you to :P

kpfaulkner, to random
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test

jonoabroad, to random
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Why the fuck does Pharmac keep on changing where we get our fucking medicine from?

/me shakes fist

kpfaulkner,
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@jonoabroad possibly silly question... but you can't just go to a local chemist?

kpfaulkner, to random
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test

kpfaulkner,
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@jonoabroad Just testing out a mastodon client I'm writing :)

kpfaulkner,
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@jonoabroad well, Mastodon specifically... just scratching an itch...

kpfaulkner, to random
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@jonoabroad ok... hit me with your best touristy things to do in Auckland, Napier, Tauranga or Bay of Islands.....

jonoabroad, to random
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I've opened the fucking documentation.

I hope you are all happy with yourselves.

kpfaulkner,
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@jonoabroad Has been a while since I've got to tinker much with Azure. Much changed?

kpfaulkner,
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@jonoabroad I thought maybe you'd also used it a few years ago... and was just refreshing yourself :)

kpfaulkner,
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@jonoabroad “I am everything”…. Except modest :P

jonoabroad, to random
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Sorry Auckland, this is my fault. I watered the garden last night.

kpfaulkner,
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@jonoabroad raining ?

jonoabroad, to random
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Doctor rung earlier, my hand still has a fracture. So it being hurty is understandable, but also suboptimal.

kpfaulkner,
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@jonoabroad 'hurty' is an official medical term, yeah? Dare I ask how you did it? Were you allowed near powertools again?

jonoabroad, to random
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Pray for the children.

Well, in this case, child.

They are trapped at home with me and I am singing along to Pearl Jam with noise cancelling headphones.

kpfaulkner,
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@jonoabroad What's the kiwi version of DOCS?

jonoabroad, to random
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OH YEAH BABY

I'M MOVING FAST AND BREAKING SHIT.

cough

crying will commence shortly

kpfaulkner,
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@jonoabroad or moving shit and breaking fast ? :)

kpfaulkner, to random
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I have to admit that I was a bit confused about exactly what @oxidecomputer offered. Watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvZA9n3e5pc by @bcantrill cleared it up completely. Very much worth the watch!

jonoabroad, to random
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We have our usual room, the one with the good view.

Nurse has been by for a chat.

So have the doctors and stuff.

kpfaulkner,
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@jonoabroad In again? You or A?

jonoabroad, to random
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Hospital journey complete, I'm rooted.

kpfaulkner,
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@jonoabroad If you went somewhere and someone was dressed as a nurse.. and the end result was you're rooted... that wasn't a real hospital... ahem

jonoabroad, to random
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fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck

sigh

kpfaulkner,
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@jonoabroad honestly I'm waiting for a Jono-Haiku version :)

jonoabroad, to random
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Fuckin hell aye? Canada and India.

Yes, I'm catching up on email and therefore news.

kpfaulkner,
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@jonoabroad you hiding under a rock again? :P

jonoabroad, to random
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If you say something is a date, then send me a fucking date time, I will say lots and lots and lots of rude words about you.

kpfaulkner,
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@jonoabroad shock :P

kpfaulkner,
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@jonoabroad remember, you're not paranoid when they really are out to get you :P

kpfaulkner,
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@jonoabroad Have to admit... the APIs I mainly deal with now are pretty well documented.... I do feel your pain (but still laughing regardless :P )

shanselman, to random
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A weird feeling as I’ve dedicated my career to sharing others’ achievements but I’m talking a moment to celebrate myself. I’ve been promoted to Vice President of Developer Community at Microsoft!

When I heard the news I went on a virtual thank you tour, to teachers who supported my curiosity, to bosses who were welcoming…

kpfaulkner,
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@shanselman huge congrats!!

jonoabroad, to random
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I try not to be bitter about my time in AU, but our voting papers arrived today for the election in October.

Anna missed out by 2 months in being able to vote in the last election.

Twenty fucking years in Oz and I was never considered good enough to vote.

you pack of mangy fucking dog cunts.

kpfaulkner,
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@jonoabroad ahhh but they may have met you IRL :P

jonoabroad, to random
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People listening to music on their phone in the waiting room.

kpfaulkner,
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@jonoabroad assuming you mean without headphones ?

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