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Toddler: “Where do people go when they die?”

Us, parents: “Oh boy. Well some people believe <this>, some people believe <that>, [5 minutes-long metaphysical monologue ensues]”

Toddler: “No I mean, does their body go to landfill?”

bazscott,
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@layoutSubviews LOL. Sort of 😀

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“High Heart Rate: Your heart rate rose above 120 BPM while you seemed to be inactive for 10 minutes.”
Thank you Apple Watch, but I was just taking a break watching an onboard of the Isle of Man TT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPgQ1096Tw

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On a Slack I'm on, someone thought it would be a great idea to shove some AI Slop down our throat every day on , and that totally turned me off contributing anything meaningful since then.

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New Freya Holmér video just dropped; The world is now a slightly better place.
https://mastodon.social/@acegikmo/112530758005045393

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Whats “blogging”?

nesevis,
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@layoutSubviews I think we call it Content Creation these days

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My only WWDC 2024 wish: that iPad Simulators don't come with the “News" widget showing by default.
I don't want to have to see TFG's mug every time I try to do some work, thank you.

bgannin,
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@layoutSubviews No Fox News in the defaults would be nice but I’m sure they paid well.

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Remember the Josh & Eliza Show at WWDC? I miss those.

kangaroo5383,
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@schwa @kviksilver @giuseppe the old days where a twitter API app was every iOS engr’s initiation so there was a vibrant iOS community on twitter and was so fun meeting ppl irl like “omg you’re @ “

Now everythingggg is gone 😅

kangaroo5383,
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@schwa * sobs in geriatric millennial 🤪 *

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Not to brag, but

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2 modern superpowers while travelling:

  • eSIMs: being able to buy a phone plan for the country(ies) you’re travelling to in advance, and not having to line up at an airport counter after a long flight, is game-changing. Plus you won’t need to swap SIMs and risk losing your main one.
  • CarPlay: there’s no need to learn the janky UI of whatever car the rental company is handing you. Plug your phone in, and you instantly have access to a familiar interface & all your media.
layoutSubviews,
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If you’re pissed at GM for dropping CarPlay, wait until the car rental company hands you the keys to one of their cars, and you have to figure out how to work the navigation system while a tired toddler is screaming at the back.

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@layoutSubviews or even worse - have to change the language. CarPlay in you own language I find is the biggest win of all. I jumped in a car in Italy once and the rental car company guy couldn’t change it to English because it was already in German.

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Watched The Iron Claw on my flight back to Oz.
Great movie, and tremendous performance by Zac Efron (!). If the final scene doesn’t make you at least teary eyed, you’re not human.

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A RC Pigeon, to guide toddlers towards the general direction you want to go to.

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I wanted to report an issue on Apple Maps to tell it a 2-way street is actually 1-way, but there doesn’t seem to be any way to report this specific type of problem with the data 😕

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@layoutSubviews Report an Issue > Report Street Issue

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Clouds so puffy it looks like they’re rendered with Cel Shading

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I’m in Europe for the first time in years.
An odd thing I immediately noticed were the numerous & omnipresent contrails making the sky “polluted” with lines.
Living in Melbourne, we forget that we are lucky to be able to look at the sky in its untouched form (apart from the occasional SYD<->JSB overflying us).
Reminds me of how we’re hiding the Milky Way with light pollution.

layoutSubviews,
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Second thing I noticed is that all the websites I frequently visit now ask me if cookies are okay 🍪

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