lea

@lea@lea.pet

she/her • Sysadmin catgirl <3

I love @lexi so much <333

Maybe autistic, probably ADHD, verifiably a dumbass :3

If you send a follow request please make sure your profile isn't empty so I can vibe check you, idm followers but I don't want people that make me uncomfy to follow me :3

I am a cognitohazard. By being aware of me you are in imminent danger ​:neocat_uwu:​

I occasionally post and interact with sexual/NSFW stuff, but always with content warning ​:neocat_floof:​
Rarely-used alt at @meow ​:neocat__w_:​

By reading this you agree to not read or interact with posts CW'd NSFW or 18+ if you're under 18. Failure to comply will result in your soul being extracted and put on display in a jar in my basement. Many such cases.

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lea, to random

fediverse

lea, to random

at a glance i thought that said something with skibidi toilet

puppygirlhornypost, to random
@puppygirlhornypost@transfem.social avatar

screenshot of text messages from "Babe", first one is "$15,000 out of our checking account?!?" next is "Is it what I think it is?" with some wedding ring emojis. Underneath the text messages is the AWS logo.

RE: https://awscommunity.social/users/Quinnypig/statuses/112480132165035745

lea,

@puppygirlhornypost holy fucking shit, charging you for unauthenticated requests. jeez. now i know what im gonna do the next time some dystopian government sets up a form to report trans people or crap like that and their s3 bucket name gets inevitably leaked, like has happened countless times before

lea, to random

argument won ✅

lea,

@sneexy sure try to even get close to me i dare you

lea,

@tesstherefusinggirl yes i did

lea, to random

you will not regret putting an afterburner on your toaster

lea, to random

everyone making fun of my toaster is gonna be laughing until my army of sentient robot toasters takes over and shuts down all resistance

lea, to random

posted a picture of my toaster to the group chat and multiple people complained about how allegedly fucked up it looks. ITS JUST A TOASTER WHAT'S THE PROBLEM

lea,

ive been told to make bread rolls in a pan and even a microwave, americans are insane
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE TOASTER CONTRAPTION

lea,

ive also been told to fuck it and I'm disallowed from giving it sentience

lea,

@tulpenkiste nothing is stopping me from harvesting the energy that would be used to toast toast and redirecting it into a bread roll instead

lea,

@rachaelspooky they're like 30ct here, 40ct if the bakery is greedy

lea,

@rachaelspooky at least for these basic ones, the yummier ones obviously cost more

lea,

@rachaelspooky wack, there's one like 5 minutes from my home and they're scattered everywhere
used to go there on sunday mornings to get breakfast for my family before they stopped bugging me to get out of bed

lea,

@tesstherefusinggirl what is wrong with YOU

18+ tamtararam, to random
@tamtararam@chaos.social avatar

Baysexual

lea,

@tamtararam first half of the content warning already implies the second half ​:neocat_3c:​

lea, to random

today at microsoft: we are building tools to help you unknowingly violate privacy and data protection laws directly into your operating system!

lea, to random

it's 4am and I'm tired and wanna go to sleep but I'm still waiting for lexi to come back so i can say good night to her properly ​:neocat_heart:​

lea, to random

I need help from a CSS wizard pleaseeeee ​:neocat_floof_reach:​

The text element occupies way more space than it should if there's line breaks in it and I can't figure out what to do about it :(

lea,

it's not a problem when there aren't any newlines in it though

lea,

like the moment there's a line break it tries to use all available space

lea,

i can "fix" it by doing line-break: everywhere but having line breaks in the middle of words is... undesirable

lea, to random

consequences? to MY actions? it's more likely than you think!

puppygirlhornypost, to random
@puppygirlhornypost@transfem.social avatar

"windows sysadmin can't be that bad" -> "I fucking hate everything Microsoft has ever come out with"

lea,

@puppygirlhornypost @theenoro @stefano I selfhost personal email for unimportant stuff, and the only reason I can't use it for anything important (apart from me being too lazy to set up backups or any sort of redundancy) is that specifically Microsoft and Proofpoint have me on a blocklist, which means I can't send any mail to Outook, almost every company ever and iCloud mail. Note that I still receive email from those just fine and about 90% of the spam I get comes from Outlook. Great way of dealing with spam, just block any small mailserver but do nothing about bots on your own platform. Typical Microsoft

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