@leila@brain.worm.pink
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leila

@leila@brain.worm.pink

fedi equivalent of @wnbagirlfriend/@dyke

  
i'm the mythical 17y/o mexican-le(s)b(i)anese audhd bpd passoid tanuki slob femcel sys/avn engineer™ that runs [insurgent.es](http://insurgent.es); known as lulico everywhere, and as LAYLOW on a few venues.  
  
if you want to chat with me, email me at leila@insurgent.es or send me a dm to @lulico on telegram (or discord, if oomfs).  
  
i post basically everything that's on my mind, think of my profile as somewhat of a mental journal about my day-to-day. typically i cycle between talking about development/engineering, music, girls, and random jokes from excerpts/mondegreens from things around me.   
  

"idk go get a hug and stop with the bpd shit" - @meso
"you are insane but also that’s awesome" - @marsh
"i would never let this bitch near a baby personally" - @kim
"professionally unhinged" - @lea
"what the fuck are you on this week leila" - @jaiden
"you are home of sex ale" - @disarray
"never contact me again" - @sink
"you'd be like one of those cats that when you try to pet them they don't let you but when you leave them alone they come up to you and curl into a ball in your lap or chest" - girl i gave head to

  
i try to add ALT text to all my posts but i sometimes miss some, and i might also boost posts without ALT text or with low-quality ALT text, sorry about that.   
  
note that since i post everything i think about, i often post nsfw content and vent posts, and i also might use offensive slurs (r and f mostly), also sorry about that.   
  
as always, posts are my own, boosts =! encouragement, block me instead of getting into drama with me, thanks.  
  

website (personal): leila.moe (/id.txt, for auth purposes)
cohost (long elaborate posts): cohost.org/leila
bluesky (serious and professional posts): bsky.app/profile/leila.moe
lastfm (music tracking): last.fm/user/kamikodev
DNI: basic-dni.crd.co, Dutch (exc, Zee and Disq, 🐐s) and French "people", systemd haters/apologists, and GNOME developers

  
:transfemFlag: :therianFlag: :lesbianFlag:  
  
ex-, [mas.to](http://mas.to) -> [sdf.org](http://sdf.org) -> [banana.dog](http://banana.dog) -> [cdrom.tokyo](http://cdrom.tokyo) -> [asbestos.cafe](http://asbestos.cafe) -> [worm.pink](http://worm.pink) (!!)

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leila, to random
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The coolest thing about being autistic is that it’s a sort of universal get-out-of-jail card AND a VIP pass everywhere since everyone’s impression about autism is that disorder that makes you a screeching unspoken weirdo, and you can leverage that to your advantage like 9/10 times.

And that kids is how I managed to see Giancarlo Espocito by saying that I was Pau’s caretaker. (He waved at me)

leila,
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@Hyperhidrosis I hope you explode

My medical records on my phone are my n word pass you don’t get to shine to people that you also have cardiac issues so L

leila, to random
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i want to date a foxgirl

leila, to random
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@lea can we castrate matthew miller

leila, to random
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I just woke up and I have intense urge to meow

leila, to random
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>NA tour
>Only plays in the US and Montreal and Toronto

Fuck you.

leila,
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@jaiden

>Live Across America
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING YOUNG THE GIANT REFERENCE?????

>Minneapolis
Shikari got Ur back inshallah take Owen to the St Louis show

leila, to random
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Since we're no longer dating, we could definitely pull a White Stripes and claim we're sisters because how lookalike we are and since we kinda shared last names.

leila,
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@kim so true bestie

leila,
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@kim when I sent pics of me and her to friends, everyone told me "why are you dating your sister" and shit.

JUST BECAUSE WE ARE TWO TRANS GIRLS WITH BRUNETTE HAIR, GLASSES AND BRIGHT CLOTHES, DOES IT MEAN THAT WE ARE SISTERS WHY

leila, to random
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if redhat cockpit has 1000 fans, i'm one of them
if redhat cockpit has 100 fans, i'm one of them
if redhat cockpit has 10 fans, i'm one of them
if redhat cockpit has 1 fan, i'm the last one
if redhat cockpit has 0 fans, then i'm dead.

Len0w0ThinkBad, to random

I just got such a strange phone call

it was just a recording of a dude saying "as I was saying" on a loop

what kind of fuckin weird ass shit is going on

leila,
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@Len0w0ThinkBad as i was saying

niconiconi, to random

Miku-in-the-Middle attack

leila,
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@niconiconi She lives in your WiFi so she gets to steal your packets, sneaky bitch.

leila, to random
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Starting Blub Inc so that I can lobby ICANN into giving me a corporate TLD and make fish.blub a reality.

leila, to random
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playing conway's game of life by kicking out homeless people off their makeshift camps

leila, to random
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This fediverse shit ain't easy, you may get some followers but earn some haters along the way...

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