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mardigroan

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My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores.

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Luke, I am your uncle.
Luke, I am your third cousin.
Luke, I am your grandmother.

  • Skywalker family reunion
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Aerosmith is retiring before they reach an age when Walk This Way would refer to hunched over shuffling with the support of a cane.

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Leaving the garage door open is like having the zipper down of your house.

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One on-air personality fired from CNN and one from Fox. Together they're known as Lemon and Lyin'!

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Jazz hands were invented when the small washroom hand towels hadn't been replaced on laundry day.

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That new curved bar for the shower curtain looks great and prevents the curtain from clinging. But remember how you used to hang your shirts on the old shower curtain bar? The new one can't handle the weight of that. That's over Johnny.

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