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mattb

@mattb@hachyderm.io

Computers, cycling, active travel, random brain farts.

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xahteiwi, (edited ) to random
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Am I old enough now to present at an open source conference in a dapper suit?

mattb,
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@xahteiwi I associate wearing a suit with people who:

  • Don't know what they're talking about
  • Are deliberately lying to me

Overcoming that stereotype in the first few minutes of your talk is Hard Mode.

xahteiwi, to random
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[Stage whisper] Slack has always been shit.

mattb,
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@xahteiwi I frequently defend Slack, but only because it's less shit than everything else I've used.

Alice, to random
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It's not fair to call Tonya Harding trashy or low class because it's not her fault she was named Tonya.

mattb,
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@Alice I don't know who Tonya Harding is. Do I win £5?

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