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ministerofimpediments

@ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social

Professional problem solver. Reader of logs. Technical realist.

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popey, to random
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What fresh hell of a captcha is this!?

ministerofimpediments,
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@popey …captcha 2025….
“To prove you are not a robot: Rotate the nucleic acid molecule so it bonds with the water molecule at its strongest point. If it doesn’t…hit refresh.”

“Jansen Pharmaceuticals has announced it was laying off another 65 people in its R&D division…”

popey, to random
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I have an "Ohme" branded EV charger at home. For the last month they've been incentivising leaving the car plugged in (whether charging or not) and rewarding with vouchers. I barely adjusted my behaviour last month and got 9 quid. 😀

ministerofimpediments,
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@popey [after daisychaining another 42 cables together….]
“Well, that’s 300 quid…now I don’t actually have to go to work. Where’s my bicycle?”

nixCraft, to random
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aiBIOS coming soon 😒 They are forcing the AI to everyone even if you don’t need it 😂 This makes no sense at all.

ministerofimpediments,
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@nixCraft
What it actually does…
“AIbios just leaves my computer on and unlocked until the battery dies. It shows a password screen, but will actually take anything you type in. The screen is always dim, fans run all the time, I have 32 128k partitions for some reason. It randomly sent plain text contents of the hard drive to every network it linked to. Until someone finally stole it…which was fine as the battery swelled, caught fire, killed him, and burned down half a block…so it works…”

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