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waiting for the hotel shuttle, eating my lonely slice of ny pizza in the rain

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hey retard you can't greentext on linkedin
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saw the professor i hate walking around campus looking miserable 🥰

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The Pin of Doom

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the harder the comp sci courses get, the more normies are filtered out and the more autists remain. it sounds great but not when you have to be in office hours with an autistic indian who won't stop bugging you for answers!!!!!!!!!

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>spend days filling in forms on russian consulate's website
>"due to covid you can't drop these off in person, you need to mail them"
>ok well that's not so ba-
>"due to operational reasons we only accept cash as payment for consular services"
?????? so how am i supposed to pay???? stuff cash in envelopes????

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joke's on you i would love to be that guy
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damn this review really makes me want to get a tungsten cube now
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i fucking love twitter community notes

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dual monitors are evil. i get TWICE the square footage to be distracted on?? no thanks

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i hate urinals

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downloading movies and books for my upcoming flight in a week, but i'm realizing that all of that media will not sustain me. 18 hr 50 minute scheduled flight time. the longest currently operating commercial flight in the world. i don't think i've ever sat in one place for that long. please pray for me

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rise and grind (the pillow)

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they took my blood 😭

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laying in bed, listening to melancholy indie, thinking about the good times ive had with boy... thinking about just how big my heart can be. daydreaming about warm pleasant walks and fireside chats. there's no bittersweet tinge anymore, just naive optimism. im such a hopeless romantic

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new avi new me

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finals are just two weeks away. woohoo, i am so terrified about this information

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when life gives you a linkedin premium free trial, harass recruiters until you get a job

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can't stop thinking about this video
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the best advice anyone has ever given me is "use a calendar" but PLEASE do not be a woman about it. i see freshman bitches with 12 million events a day like "shower" and "eat lunch" like fuck off

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I AM honry

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<----- he's mad his visa does not guarantee reentry

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im just expensing random shit to see if they'll let me get away with it at this point. brita filter..... expensed. trash bags...... expensed. kraft cheese singles...... expensed

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back at the airport because they fucked up my paperwork. thankfully they'll reprint my visitor record instead of me having to mail an application and wait 5 (five) weeks for them to amend it. the power of showing up really works

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