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back at the airport because they fucked up my paperwork. thankfully they'll reprint my visitor record instead of me having to mail an application and wait 5 (five) weeks for them to amend it. the power of showing up really works

nosleep,
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one of the customs agents also was like "you need a work permit" and i kept insisting i had an exemption and she kept pointing me to the immigration act. i was about to pull out the actual text of the law i printed out ahead of time before another officer stepped in and saved his coworker from the biggest roasting of her lifetime. just goes to show how little they know about the laws they're enforcing. very scary

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this happened during my layover in torono as well. i kept telling the officer i had a work permit exemption, he said "nah dw about it you'll be able to get an sin with this", and he gave me a munted visitor record. i was in for a very unpleasant surprise when i tried to actually apply for one and they said im ineligible to work (which, according to the visitor record i got, was technically true). after i went to the international center at my host university, i found out that three other people also were in the same situation. toronto immigration is just cursed i guess

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got set up at the lab. they have an atomic force microscope, but not a spare hdmi cable for my monitor...

why,
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@nosleep you got wires and a soldering iron, make your own damn hdmi cable

nosleep,
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@why i just stole one from the neighboring lab

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"i have information about boeing" is the new "i have information about hillary clinton"

r000t,
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@nosleep
I have information about Boeing! I swear!

nosleep, to random
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first day of work tomorrow🙏

nosleep, to random
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>walk into dorm kitchen
>"Do not leave kitchen unattended when cooking"
oh yeah that's easy to do when there's NO FUCKING STOVE

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im just expensing random shit to see if they'll let me get away with it at this point. brita filter..... expensed. trash bags...... expensed. kraft cheese singles...... expensed

honeymoon,

@nosleep sushi, COMPED!

nosleep,
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@honeymoon lunch is actually covered so i don't need to justify that

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there are two and 1/3 genders
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i bought a brita filter and a power strip ‼️ im not throwing those out ‼️ they're going back with me to the states in august‼️

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shuro,

@nosleep Prove him wrong.

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bartholin,
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@nosleep as the Germans say: nein! (it's a pun on 9) :blobcatboophappy:

jeru,
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@nosleep no thoughts head empty

nosleep, to random
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canada is just america with more apartment buildings. and poutine

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broke: not going to the doctor because you want to be independent or whatever

woke: not going to the doctor because you know that mf used quizlet and chegg to get through med school

honeymoon,

@nosleep i know a guy who keeps birds who went to med school and i cant take him seriously im not taking advice from a motherfucker i know gets covered in bird shit on a semi-regular basis

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cassidyclown,
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r000t,
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@nosleep
End users are fucking stupid and this is why some companies lock their shit down so hard that task manager and the run box are outright disabled.

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