pointlesslettrs

pointlesslettrs, 7 days ago to random

“Who says I can’t say that?” asks Phillip, immediately after saying his daughters told him he couldn’t say that.

pointlesslettrs, 14 days ago to random

“Nobody seems to think reality matters anymore.” says Karen, complaining about what she sees as a lack of realism in…checks notes…Doctor Who.

pointlesslettrs, 1 month ago to random

“Multi culteral”

pointlesslettrs, 4 months ago to random

FROM THE ARCHIVES: Coincidentally, thanks to Brexit, the entire country is now as fucked as Ron’s arteries.

pointlesslettrs, 7 months ago to random

OH THE HUMANITY: Let’s all take a moment to pray for Doug, who is facing the prospect of an entire FIVE MINUTES being spent driving into town. And they think they’ve got it tough in Syria.

pointlesslettrs, 9 months ago to random

OH, THE HUMANITY: White, heterosexual men: the real victims

pointlesslettrs, 9 months ago to random

Stand back everyone, Thomas has gone and done a science

Global warming has got nothing to do with oil The one substance we cannot do without is oil as 99.9 per cent of everything we come into contact with in our daily lives involves it ("Players join clean-up after Just Stop Oil confetti protest", July 6). The oil referred to by Just Stop Oil was not discovered until 200 years ago. Before that, ships set sail to find whales and drag them by ropes to ports for their oil. Global warming may be happening, but has nothing to do with oil. It is caused by the planet and its movements. Thomas Sayers, Saltburn, N Yorks

pointlesslettrs, 9 months ago to random

FROM THE ARCHIVES: Kids not being hurt is woke now

pointlesslettrs, 10 months ago to random

“…and can you see your friend in the room with you right now, Mrs Franklin?”

pointlesslettrs, 10 months ago to random

“The same thing happened to me.” said Mrs Bunty Twelvetrees, 84, today. “The only possible conclusion I was able to draw was that my children and grandchildren had become part of the Radical Left Woke Blob as part of a socialist plot. There’s no other answer that makes sense.”

Principal Skinner from The Simpsons: “Am I out of touch? No, it’s the children who are wrong.”