@pointlesslettrs a decade later: “Our kids refuse to speak to us anymore. We have grandchildren we’ve never met. I don’t understand why. It’s not fair.”
OH THE HUMANITY: Let’s all take a moment to pray for Doug, who is facing the prospect of an entire FIVE MINUTES being spent driving into town. And they think they’ve got it tough in Syria.
“The same thing happened to me.” said Mrs Bunty Twelvetrees, 84, today. “The only possible conclusion I was able to draw was that my children and grandchildren had become part of the Radical Left Woke Blob as part of a socialist plot. There’s no other answer that makes sense.”