queermunist

queermunist, 9 months ago

hawt

queermunist, 9 months ago

You don’t think that deterrence is free, do you?

queermunist, 9 months ago

lol talking about fixing America within their children’s lifetimes and here I am wondering if America will even outlast my lifetime

queermunist, 9 months ago

One is more pretentious than the other and costs more money. 🙃

queermunist, 9 months ago (edited 9 months ago)

That is the difference.

University is where Great Thinkers go to become egg heads and where rich kids go to pretend they’re Great Thinkers.

College is where kids go to learn how to weld and program and change bed pans.

queermunist, 9 months ago

They learn the history of computer science and read books about the fundamental principles of programming like SICP and the underlying mathematics and bla bla bla egg head shit

In college you get squirted out with just enough knowledge to get a job.

queermunist, 9 months ago

Yes they learn all that other stuff,

Did I, at any point, say you don’t know how to program? You and a college graduate can probably program at the same proficiency, but while the college graduate is just there to get a job you demand some kind of respect for your fancy degree, like that shit matters.

queermunist, 9 months ago (edited 9 months ago)

I’m a bitter loser because I can’t afford community college and have to do factory work so I can get into a working education program for my degree.

queermunist, 9 months ago

Line go up!

queermunist, 9 months ago

It’s not just boys, it’s white boys. That’s an important distinction.

queermunist, 9 months ago

Yeah damn I’m generally a socially anxious mess but like, if it helps…?

queermunist, 9 months ago

Good.

queermunist, 9 months ago

Lyme disease is an unrelated illness lol

queermunist, 9 months ago

Though the primary bacterium responsible for Lyme disease, Borrelia burgdorferi, has occasionally been isolated from lone star ticks, numerous vector competency tests have demonstrated that this tick is extremely unlikely to be capable of transmitting Lyme disease.

The spirit of your comment has merit, though. Instead of covering people with ticks we should just directly inject alpha gal to induce an allergic reaction. Much more sanitary!

queermunist, 9 months ago

Hey, I’d volunteer to get inoculated with the same meat allergy if it makes you bloodmouths feel better.

queermunist, 9 months ago

You shit your pants at the grocery store?

queermunist, 9 months ago

So much of the internet is only functional because of the unpaid labor of volunteers

queermunist, 10 months ago

I’m extremely interested in the utility of clover as a ground covering nitrogen affixer, because it could also be a companion plant with the typical crops and grains we already grow. Covering a field of corn with clover would likely only benefit the corn’s productivity!

Won’t happen because we don’t have Roundup Ready^TM^ clover.

queermunist, 9 months ago

I fail to see the problem 😏

queermunist, 10 months ago

Soon we’ll just have self-checkouts with automatic turrets mounted on them to shoot shoplifters.

queermunist, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago)

Yes, the reason diaspora isn’t speaking out against China is because there’s a conspiracy to silence them.~

There can’t possibly be any other explanation.~

queermunist, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago)

No, clearly the Chinese government has your family hostage and that’s why you aren’t out protesting.~ Didn’t you read the article? 😏

queermunist, 10 months ago

I prefer the snark mark actually, but sure, I’ll be sure to ruin the joke by using Reddit sarcasm syntax next time.~

EDIT Actually that’s not fair, I’m just mad lol

queermunist, 10 months ago

Clearly we need to outlaw home air conditioning so workers stop taking so many water breaks! They just need to acclimatize.

queermunist, 9 months ago

I’m sure the Cold War has nothing to do with that lol

The fuck did you call me, btw?