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ricebox

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Slowly but surely deepening my faggotry, so to speak 😳 #gay #submissive #teamlocked

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One of my very favorite things is having a nice meal on my own, and WaPo food critic Tom Sietsema gave a perfect reply that’s nearly just what I say to people who want to do this but feel nervous and learned myself from serving happy solo diners: be in good spirits and your energy will be matched. And know if you haven’t waited tables that a pleasant solo diner is a treat to serve - you only have to make one person happy, and they aren’t trying to impress anyone, it’s perfect :)

ricebox,
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@taber as someone with social anxiety problem, dining alone in an especially busy restaurant is unfortunately quite scary 😳

ricebox,
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@taber yeah ok I need to try to go early to dinner haha

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I have a very dear very beloved very long term friend who lives far away and we text every day, and recently he has claimed he is on an unbelievably extravagant work trip, has been reporting to me incredible daily activities for days on end, but keeps sending me pictures I can reverse search on Google Images that do not match e.g. the current weather and I am genuinely at a loss for how or whether to ask "sweetie I love you but why are you doing this"

ricebox,
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@taber I wonder if it's ok to casually say things like, oh I thought {location} is in {season} right now, how come it looks like {another_season} there. You know, the oh I'm not knowledgeable enough but curious enough kind.

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have decided to become an Emacs kinda gal

ricebox,
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@taber vim is sad :(

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Java 21 is good

ricebox,
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@taber butch move

ricebox, to random
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Story of trying to get out of New York: Day 1 flight got cancelled and rebooked to Day 2 4pm. Day 2 3pm in the airport, flight got delayed thrice to 957pm… At 9pm, flight got pushed to Day 3 11pm, had to line up to get a hotel for the night… I miss home in Chicago 😭😭😭

ricebox,
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Ok so they booked me onto the hotel and I used the hotel shuttle and guess what, they make you wait for almost an hour and now they make us circle around the whole fucking airport onto different terminals so I’m still not in the hotel after 1.5 hours. Cool.

ricebox,
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Almost 2 hours since I was waiting for the shuttle, we finally have a packed van of 12 people so they finally gonna bring us to the hotel…

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the most esteemed American Jewish Christmas tradition 🥡

ricebox,
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@taber mapo tofu?

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after discontinuing its use in 2019 C.E. because it was more convenient for me to blame it for my very unhealthy liver panels than the absolutely appalling amounts of whiskey I was dumping down my gullet, I communicated to my primary care physician today, some four years later, that I am now interested in resuming the pre-exposure prophylaxis (PrEP) protocol because I am becoming dimly aware that it might be possible that I might potentially maybe be up for doing a sex act with another human

ricebox,
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@taber welcome back to the... Sexhood?

ricebox, to random
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Bought a leather harness for the first time online... It's adjustable but the size is still larger than I needed so I'm staring at these excess straps and trying to convince myself it's not too bad looking 😐

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The Virgin Washington DC Metrorail Enjoyer: plenty of time to consider the masterful brutalist design of the station while descending four consecutive escalators and waiting 16 minutes for a Red Line-Shady Grove space capsule

The Chad SEPTA Subway Rider: catapults directly from the sidewalk into a Broad Street Line garbage can that nonetheless never gets stuck on shit and people start yelling if it takes more than 2 minutes 30 seconds for one to follow a departing train

ricebox,
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@taber last train at 12 something for both though 🥲🥲🥲

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