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taber

@taber@woof.group

Born on a farm, live in the city. Queerballs (he/him). Serial smartass. Python, Eurovision, pop, gay terror, transit. Not a town in Alberta.

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dips are such an important way for me to trick myself into eating things with nutritional value

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wait I thought gay people hallucinated that Lady GaGa comic book movie --

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mom come pick me up people here are reassigning previously declared variables

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if you, an engineer, are arguing with a great analyst about what labels they use on a Jira card you sound even stupider than POs do when they opine about code

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Built an @homeassistant button to cycle through fun color schemes in the living room and ooooh this was a good decision

I feel like every time I try something "simple" in HA like "make a button cycle through scenes" I wind up spending 3 hours in forums learning about templating and fifty kinds of nouns I didn't want to know about and screaming at YAML with completely unhelpful errors and untangling the mess with the help of 5 partially working forum posts, and then holy shit it's amazing

Purple to green
All reds

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@aphyr the things we have caused YAML to try and do...... we will look back on this with such profound disgust

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I love Paradox games because like who else out there is bold enough to use the word "malus" in gameplay text

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Okay so when Amy Adams does a tf film it's "art" and "metaphor for feminine rage" but when I wanna do a tf film it's "weird fetish content" and "unsuitable for the general public" smdh......

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@PupTrash to be fair she's done a lot of ground work being Amy Adams to get to the place where she can do this

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@PupTrash you're right tho she should use any profits to endow a fund for independent macro/micro film projects

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not to put myself in a position to be accused of being in on such but please do think twice about concluding that "the Jews flawlessly executed on an immeasurably vast conspiracy" is the most likely explanation for anything

the number of times this line of reasoning has proven correct is a miniscule fraction of the number of times it has been proposed because we are constitutionally incapable of shutting the fuck up

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The 10 points of the public vote from Ireland to Israel are, at the very least, suspicious, given that I saw a minimum of 10 Palestinian flags on the way from home to get groceries (coincidentally, the first shop that boycotted South African products during apartheid)

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@HairiestBottom which is more likely: that there was a vast, perfectly concealed, sinister conspiracy to manipulate the Eurovision voting system, or that people liked the entry and voted for it

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@HairiestBottom yeaaaaa see I think you're vastly overestimating the level of state interest in "manipulating Eurovision results but not doing a very good job of it"

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@HairiestBottom right, and everyone from the very top to the very bottom, every broadcaster including RTE, every bank and every payment card processor and every mobile network, is on the take and has their silence bought for their participation in an enormous conspiracy of unprecedented scale to not win Eurovision, seems plausible

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@HairiestBottom so the EBU, their voting processor, every mobile network (yes every one because you need to bill that €0.99 per vote), every payment card processor on the other side of those €0.99 transactions, every one for the app and web votes for the same, and the independent auditor E&Y, one of the world's largest accounting firms whose entire reputation and business could be trashed for signing off on something fishy, all collaborated to not win Eurovision

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@HairiestBottom yeah you're skipping over the problem here which is attributing to malice on an incredible scale what's more easily explained by "some people liked the song"

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@HairiestBottom sure, a lot of Irish people are virulent antisemites, but a lot of Irish people are also, well, not virulent antisemites

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@HairiestBottom haha yes please do! but know that "the Irish hate Israel" is a gross generalization that obscures a more nuanced reality, and one of the most destructive, persistent gross generalizations about Jews is that they are secretly pulling the strings on all manners of world events to their favor and that anything "good" that happens must be explained by their fondness for sneaky subterfuge

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@HairiestBottom good work on the dick! <3

but yea, it's the suspicion that I'm trying to get across is so exhausting because when you're Jewish or have any sort of connection to Israel you just ........ are always encountering people looking for the least likely explanation possible first when you're involved

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@HairiestBottom lol yea I have absolutely learned that my personal taste does not match the Eurovision voting bloc over the years so things I love doing well? taste!, things I hate doing well? no taste!, things I love doing poorly? no taste! -- y'know?

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@HairiestBottom let's be honest, we can all agree with the conspiracy that Germany has been spinning a Big Wheel o' Unmemorable Losers for the past decade and a half because they don't want to pay to host

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@HairiestBottom my Eurovision picks tend to fall squarely in either "Hot Girls Serving Choreo" or "Esoteric Art School Weirdos" so 🇩🇪 has done nothing but disappoint me deeply in my memory

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@HairiestBottom y e s s s

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buttermilk doughnuts

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@zero old fashioned buttermilk doughnuts get so niiiiice and criiiispy on the outside tho

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@dkub @zero whatever is happening here I provisionally support it because I am in room with the buttermilk doughnuts

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@zero @dkub yes

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clipped the climax of the first and likely most infamous Diahan Carroll v Joan Collins cuntoff in S4E26 of the television series Dynasty for someone and am providing it here as essential gay education

video/mp4

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@dkub I can watch this scene one million million times and find a thing to scream about every single one, like just now when I decohered going "bdheiSNdbunxkanfnz the way she SWOOPS her clutch up and to the front to make sure you can see ALLLLLLL of it" just immaculate bitchcraft by two of the best to ever do it

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