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rit, 2 days ago to random

Nothing like an Instacart shopper who seems truly confused and for almost every item messages me with questions about whether this is the right item or not. With color glossy photos. With circles and arrow.

rit, 4 days ago to random

My 12 year old nephew is doing a school project where he has to interview someone about their career and then do a presentation with graphics.

I ask what graphics he has so far. "I have a guy drinking coffee at a computer"

Perfect.

jonoabroad, 11 days ago to random

There is a cold place in hell for people who commit fucking deploy scripts that run from a local machine and not a build environment.

jonoabroad, 17 days ago to random

Today was not the wildly successful Monday I was hoping for.

Going to get the child from school and attempt to crawl into a small dark hole.

rit, 1 month ago to random

Has anyone used Google fiber recently? New place apparently has a choice b/w Comcast Xfinity and Google Fiber…

rit, 1 month ago to random

Kitten season is coming. It would be a good time to donate to your local animal shelters and/or rescue orgs.

Or adopt a few kittens. Or a lot. Like, dozens maybe. What's the worst that could happen?

rit, 1 month ago to random

It seems my employer doesn't want to wait around for my shoulder to heal and has helpfully given me an exciting severance package!

Anyone hiring people like me, ideally remote?

I've got 15 years experience with Scala, among other things. And doing a lot of observability related work the past few years.

rit, 1 month ago to random

I was watching a Canadian medical drama yesterday and it was so weird. People from all walks of life and economic backgrounds come into the ER for horrible things and never once worried about whether the visit will bankrupt them.

What a strange world Canadians must live in.

Oh Canada Simpsons GIF

dpp, 1 month ago to random

Jean Luc will neither confirm nor deny that he had a bunny dinner this morning

rit, 1 month ago to random

🚨 Minor Emergency 🚨

I'm out of ice cream sandwiches.

rit, 1 month ago to random

Surgery tomorrow for my shoulder.

The surgeon assured me, once again, that they can not in fact "replace my whole arm with a robot arm" and to please stop asking.

rit, 2 months ago to random

I'm finally watching Oppenheimer. Is watching Barbie afterwards compulsory or merely traditional?

rit, 2 months ago to random

I'm using a lot less power than I was in the summer but thanks to PG&E rate hikes I'm paying $200+ over what I paid last summer.