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Outback Steakhouse in Paramus New Jersey is my Algonquin Round Table

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Yo beta blockers… YOOOO

Relaxing Amazon GIF by Saltburn

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The idea that repressed queer people are our own bullies is usually wrong. But, fuck it, JK Rowling is 100% a trans dude right?

She has two pen names and they’re both masculine. She’s written before about how she wished she was a man, and that if transition had been accessible she probably would have done it in the 80s.

She wrote a book about a little boy that the world hates, hidden in a closet, who discovers he’s celebrated in a community of friends just for being the special guy that he is.

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She’s also written about her own sexual abuse by men and how that deeply scarred her.

So she both envies and yet hates men and sees them as inherently powerful and predatory. Meanwhile women are pitiable prey.

She hates trans men for “falsely” taking power she herself wishes she had and she hates trans women for rejecting that power and pretending to not be predators amongst the prey for motivations she can’t understand.

OR! She just sucks.

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What if Apple switches search and AI to ChatGPT and just kills Google

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@abimelex They’re supposedly introducing a more traditional search product. Also, I didn’t say Apple was good.

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@huggydude I have no dog in this fight. I am poor and both would eat me

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To be clear, Google Search is dying. Google is their biggest competitor and largest crutch (other than Samsung). OpenAI has a traditional search product coming and Apple’s current AI models look like a college project.

So I’m just following the thought to its logical conclusion here. I don’t care what direction capitalism chooses to collapse in. I do not write horny fan fiction about tech companies.

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@filmfreak75 Respectfully, that’s what they always say. A gutted company with the Google name could stick around and YouTube will survive. For now. 😭

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@filmfreak75 I agree

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@Ash_Crow I would be looking to trade up frenemies right now

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@filmfreak75 Same. I do use Drive a ton tho

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@filmfreak75 I should. Ugh. I hate this shit 😭

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@moirearty You know who else has endless money

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Being Transgender should pay money

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And if you make a joke about sex work I will stab first and ask follow up questions later

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@_thisdot I am a Transgender and we already are. I wanna be paid for putting up with it

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    @bencurthoys I get so bored when people talk things to death at this point

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    @continuity0 I’ll be okay! But thank you for always being a sweetie 💕

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    Product placement in an action sequence from an animated X-Men show has me shaken to my core. Is everything an ad? Is this post an ad? Am I an ad?

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    @howtophil Not at the moment

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    I’m a divorced woman dating a younger musician in my as-of-this-week empty apartment. Will watching The Idea of You kill me or give me superpowers

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    @hyperthea Ex moved out with half the stuff (I kept the good stuff)

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    @hyperthea

    jane fonda love GIF by Book Club

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    Okay wait now

    Anne Hathaway Agree GIF by The Hustle Movie

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    @continuity0 Anne Hathaway is playing a rich, sexy and constantly horny version of me but I don’t know the ending yet

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