ryanhoulihan

ryanhoulihan, 11 months ago to random

The smell in that submarine is going to get worse for decades

ryanhoulihan, 11 months ago to random

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ryanhoulihan, 11 months ago to random

Elon Musk seems very committed to the growth of the Fediverse 💖

ryanhoulihan, 11 months ago to random

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ryanhoulihan, 11 months ago to random

I am a weapon of massive consumption

ryanhoulihan, 11 months ago to random

Millennials will talk to you about straight-to-VHS Disney sequels that were made solely to fulfill seasonal product agreements with Blockbuster Video as if they are analyzing parables from the Bible — and frankly I prefer it to the Christians

ryanhoulihan, 11 months ago to random

TV shows used to be set in all different places and now they are set in two places, one of which is the apocalypse

ryanhoulihan, 11 months ago to random

I’d venture to guess that a majority of self described “moderates” are just people ashamed of their own views 💖

ryanhoulihan, 11 months ago to random

Fuck Facebook and yes I will deadname them

ryanhoulihan, 11 months ago to random

Paris Hilton already commented on a random TikTok that I watched which had less than 200 likes. Paris Hilton and I are being served the same TikToks

ryanhoulihan, 11 months ago to random

Do straight people know that you get a lot more alcohol in your drinks at gay bars or is that still like the flight attendant thing where they don’t need to know about it yet

ryanhoulihan, 11 months ago to random

If you’re a police officer because you want to “sacrifice” for your community, you may have been thinking of firefighters… But there’s still time to switch if you mean it!

ryanhoulihan, 11 months ago to random

You guys just have to be cool about non-binary people. Or compromise and shoot for 40% less fucking weird. Who cares if you’ve “heard of” things before? You are literally awake right now and you’re gonna find out new things. Are you, like, okay babe? What is this about? What are you not getting? Take a lap. Call your mom or something. You’re fine, it’s literally fine. Things were fine and they’re still fine. You’ve used a singular “they” before, I promise you. People run 10Ks. You can do this.

ryanhoulihan, 11 months ago to random

Did I ask him to die for my sins? No, he just did it

ryanhoulihan, 11 months ago to random

Fuck Reddit. Fuck all centralized power.

ryanhoulihan, 11 months ago to random

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ryanhoulihan, 11 months ago to random

Now that it’s absolutely pouring in New York City, I trust the air quality again. Yes, I’m magical and I take my omens from the elements

ryanhoulihan, 1 year ago to random

I just feel like most of you aren’t flossing every day and I need you to actually start doing that

ryanhoulihan, 1 year ago to random

I love this website [everyone starts screaming at me that the Fediverse isn't one website] I love this place, it is my home

ryanhoulihan, 1 year ago to random

It’s so exciting that we’re on our second national disaster that requires me to have air filters all over my apartment, and not leave, in order to prevent a debilitating lung condition. Anyway, billionaire number go up — and that is always reassuring to me. ☺️

ryanhoulihan, 1 year ago to random

[Looks out my NYC window]: Well I’m glad all those billionaires’ numbers keep going up

ryanhoulihan, 1 year ago to random

I hope the Orcas kill you all

ryanhoulihan, 1 year ago to random

Remember when stuff used to happen on Twitter omg so embarrassing for us

ryanhoulihan, 1 year ago to random

The goggles are cringe I can’t what are you all talking about