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ryanhoulihan

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My opinions are always improving.

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Couldn't Apple just make MacOS and iOS different frontends for MacOS? Is it all just to sell two things?

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@bhasic Silly

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@bhasic I just meant they're silly. They'll kill us all

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Best iOS keyboard? The stock sucks and SwiftKey seems bloated.

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Best iOS keyboard?

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Get the G out of LGBTQIA+

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I’m angry

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@filmfreak75 Lucky still !!

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@filmfreak75 Oof

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@tournesol Classique

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I bought all these heavy mirrors at thrift stores and mounted them throughout my apartment for use after my (now cancelled) FFS. But now they’re still up –and I can’t get them down – making my home into a, like, dysphoria simulator for Microsoft Kinect

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@harpaa01 If it is, it will be a wait.

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Good morning, nightmare life

Frustrated GIF

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Just woke up next to all the surgical supplies and celebratory stuff I bought and this will be a fun several weeks of making emotionally devastating returns to Duane Reade

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“Hey could I have $65k? It’s for my face” is not something you can say without laughing and it keeps making everyone uncomfortable when I do

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Important context: This is live footage of me

Yelling Harley Quinn GIF by The Suicide Squad

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Even if you had it, would you pay $65k for another year of your life? What if it was one of the young years? Is it worth that amount of money? Why do we have to ask stuff like this?

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I’m going to stop posting through it but also what are we doing here if not sharing bits of reality? (Or surreality)

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What do you do to pass the time on the worst day of your life? Don’t say anything addicting, I’m also broke

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They cancelled my surgery. I have to start the entire process over. I wish I was joking!

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My surgeon took the wrong notes the day of my consultation and decided to cancel on me while I was walking into the operating room

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It’s going to take at least 8 months to try again. I’m 34.

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If I could afford a private surgeon this would all have been over months ago and I’d be healed and living my life for the first time and instead I am making a consultation appointment. Again.

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This was supposed to be the best day of my life

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Today is the last day I have to feel like this 😌

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