shibao

@shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev

workaholic replikant executing its function // walking in the woods // silicon // pewpews // muscles // 差不多 // <18 dni

consider everything i post cw'd for blood, guns, cigs, explosives, tactical equipment and airplanes

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"the S&S belt stays ON dur-" - she did not say this

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i need to become more of an alpha male (i couldn't open the maple syrup lid)

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Not getting over my buying junk from amazon almost every day addiction

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guys guys
so imagine if you took a steaming hot waffle right
and then put a hotdog in it with the works
waffledog

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Annie Jacobsen spoke about her nuclear weapons book to Lex Fridman. a very interesting and detailed conversation. and now again with 'The Diary of a CEO' where she uses baby talk. as the host, I'd be super insulted. or he told her to address a stupid audience?

shibao,

@kaia there's probably really good podcasts out there but i find that most of them range from average to diary of a ceo....

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shibao,

@tk i'm literally a pianist who took up biking except i disliked playing on yamaha pianos and i am unsure about yamaha bikes

shibao, to random

i'm considering moving way out in the middle of nowhere that doesn't even have an asian grocery store within an hours drive, idk if i'm crazy or not

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love me some good ol south carolina stuff right here

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i love you publix chicken -3-

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shibao,

@schappi @kaia accurate depiction of hapa women

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nik, to random

got on a productive roll with this freelance project then suddenly I have to reconfigure my build system and switch to a different implementation of a css library and reconfigure vite and someone says this might be an issue with monorepos but I am having trouble understanding because of course you can't attach a debugger to any of this !!!!¡!!!!¡ I want to shit in brendan eich's cereal

shibao,

@nik my policy of writing as little javascript as possible is still very beneficial

shibao,

@lain @nik more like it's a dysfunctional language

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i don't want to produce shareholder value today i want to cuddle my girlfriend's waist in bed

shibao,

@lain it'd be too late, i've already taken over her board as her activist investor

shibao,

@lain dilute her shares call that a liquidation event [USER HAS BEEN BANNED FROM WEARING BUSINESS CASUAL FOR THIS POST]

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lmfao there was a post asking where the best lgbtq places were to hang out and someone said home depot
REAL

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i like how one of my coworkers used to make such a fuss about "large PRs" and I just reviewed a 3k line PR in like 20 minutes

shibao,

@why pro gamer move ​:sunglassescowboy:​

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"doesn't that shit make the catholic church seem upstanding?"
FUCKING LMFAO

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shibao and gf circa 2025

shibao,

@kaia @amelia what r u thots about this

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