#Jewish. He/him/his. #Chicago (Lakeview) nerd with #ADHD. Secretary and member of #ASF (Apache Software Foundation). PMC member of Apache Logging Services (#Log4j®). #Spinnaker contributor. Security software engineer and general shit poster 🫡.
But it looks like it is working! So now to refactor it with a few utilities for easier testing and put a wrapper around it so that it goes from Painfully Slow™ to Less Noticeably Slow™ (it's never going to be Fast™ since it has to make a call to System.nanoTime()).
I’ve got a doomsday level shitpost for sale. Guaranteed to go viral anywhere, probably break the news, get condemned by antisemites, and it’s only offensive to pedophiles. Taking the highest bid
Alright, time for my second year of Mastodon, and this time the food is better! Quick #introduction: I'm from Chicago (nearby Temple Sholom), do a few things mentioned in my profile (particularly around programming and non-profits in that space), and I am a bit of a coffee and beer nerd. I look forward to getting to know you!
