beaveinflow

@beaveinflow@mstdn.ca

Recovering cynic | Prairie girl | Sunset Chaser | Plant, Gardening & Pond Enthusiast | Twitter Quitter | Tired Most of the Time
#Nonsense #Photography #Pets #jokes
She/Her

Profile pic is of a cartooned half face in Buffalo plaid about to eat a cool ranch Dorito. Background pic is an upside down 2-passenger plane in a field.

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Kickpedal, to random

Itโ€™s that time of year again!

beaveinflow,

@Kickpedal dammit! Now I have to post a picture of it just for you.

beaveinflow, to random

Extreme Axl Rose voice: YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE? #Caturday

beaveinflow,

@sparkman ๐ŸŽธ ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป

beaveinflow,

@enoch jones is channeling rock and roll energy today

pinkyfloyd, to random
@pinkyfloyd@pleroma.payfrit.com avatar

@beaveinflow LOL

well that was unexpected...would you like to visit Los Angeles?

just asking, as a munch :D

beaveinflow,

@pinkyfloyd Iโ€™m perfectly satisfied ๐Ÿ˜…

beaveinflow, to random

I cannot be held responsible for what happens to people who use this emoji with me.

beaveinflow,

@mrak such condemning evidence

beaveinflow,

@edwilk this one is okay

beaveinflow,

@elverkonge youโ€™re evil

beaveinflow,

@jrod3737 acceptable

enoch, to random

I harvested my latest block of lions mane yesterday ๐Ÿฅณ look at that beauty ๐Ÿ˜

beaveinflow,

@enoch whoa!

beaveinflow, to random

The answer is in you and itโ€™s probably poo.

beaveinflow, to random

Absolutely no one:

Me: I deserve some Cheetos!

beaveinflow, to random

Personal growth doesnโ€™t make you selfish, it makes you kind.

beaveinflow, to random

Beat the ETA on my Jeepโ€™s navigation by 3 minutes, so I guess my training for NASCAR is officially complete.

beaveinflow, to random

Entering into a Twitter relationship is basically having someone tell you to go fuck yourself. Because thatโ€™s all youโ€™ll be doing over and over again until it all blows up in your face.

beaveinflow, to random

The forest chickadees are so kind to provide our cats with constant enrichment and frustration. #Caturday

beaveinflow, to random

The hot steamy garbage in me honours the hot steamy garbage in you.

beaveinflow, to random

I got to use the phrase โ€˜as per my last emailโ€™ just now and I am drunk with power.

beaveinflow, to random

My boyfriend picked me up by telling me cunnilingus was his native tongue.

beaveinflow, to random

Starting a comedy school where I expose people to their childhood traumas repeatedly until they become funny enough to star in their own sitcom.

beaveinflow, to random

If I was rich Iโ€™d have a chef dedicated to making endless candied pecans.

beaveinflow, to random

Most people need therapy because there arenโ€™t enough compassionate listeners in the world.

beaveinflow,

@josephramoney I agree. Our nervous systems are on overdrive. Thankfully modern medicine keeps finding pills for that ๐Ÿ˜‚

beaveinflow,

@dogpile ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

beaveinflow,

@mambear404 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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