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taber, to random
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one thing I have learned in my life is every time you see a ":-)" in a C comment you are about to go on a journey you VERY the fuck MUCH did NOT ask to go on

robdaemon,
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@taber I "solved" this in my Pascal project with a Ruby script to generate a bunch of code from a csv describing which AArch64 registers I needed access to

taber,
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@robdaemon have done things in this vein and felt insane only until I got it shoved out and then watched it not need to be touched for a decade

taber, to random
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love too use my JARLINK Brand 30x 60x Illuminated Jewelers Loupe Magnifier to examine my Bitcoin

taber,
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@thickurt do you think I am going to use the JARLINK Brand tool to look at an ingrown hair because I will probably do that

thickurt,
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@taber ingrown hair! That would be a good one. I would rig mine up to my camera and finally take some dick pics!!

taber, to random
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$62.70 of Chinese food delivered to my house will fix me

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taber, to random
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not that they are short on cash but AWS could make a mint if they just had a thing where you type in a box what you want e.g. “make a Redis cache thingy and set it up so I can actually access the fucking thing from an application” and somebody did it and they just billed you $50

taber, to random
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people think doing software engineering is like “you write a program” but it’s actually “you spend weeks waiting for some guy to get back to you with a one sentence reply to a question that still manages to reek of ‘you are the only stupidest person in the world who could ever have been dumb enough to have had this question and I have logged your idiocy in my Contempt File which I will summarily share with all the other guys while I decide which ticket from 4-8 business weeks ago to pick up’”

taber, to random
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also would like to say incredibly nice things about the elm-lang REPL, which smiles and gives you actionable suggestions constantly when you try things out

taber, to random
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GHCup, the tool for downloading, installing, updating, managing versions of all the pieces of the Haskell toolchain, is the best thing out there for this kind of thing, positively no contest

robdaemon,
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@zero @taber I did play with elm briefly. I was seriously impressed with it.

Same with PureScript but I'm not sure whatever happened with that.

taber,
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@robdaemon @zero it gave me that incredibly rare today feeling of "okay I trust this thing to not pull any fuckin' weird tricks on me and let me make this little doohickey in peace"

taber, to random
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it’s got to feel so good to not know how to update your BIOS like just sitting there not thinking about it and never doing it pure serenity I want what they have

taber, to random
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only thing more humiliating than dying of a skateboarding injury in your 40s would be surviving a skateboarding injury in your 40s

taber,
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@aphyr @thickurt @yesjohn me after hitting a bump on my longboard that sends me flying into a nearby vat of hot vegetable shortening

thickurt,
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@taber @aphyr @yesjohn shortening summer it's like short king summer but not

taber, to random
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Ina Garten earned a pilot’s certificate in North Carolina while Jeffrey was serving in the Vietnam War then worked on nuclear energy budgets in the White House during the Ford and Carter administrations https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ina_Garten

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mjromano,
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@taber yup…and their « backpacking trip through France » was around that time so…

taber, to random
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people have repeatedly looked at babies and said “Deirdre” they’ve done that on purpose nobody made them

taber,
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@GavCortland and pronounced from the middle American tongue it turns into a slurred blob 😭

GavCortland,
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@taber 100% 😝

I know someone who pronounces it “dee-er-dree” and it just makes me twitch.

No slurring. Just all wrong.

taber, to random
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made a pot roast. English people are so off for this being like their big smiley face food. you put $30 of stuff in there and forever hours later it’s just salty brown goo

taber, to random
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FURIOSA (2024) had neat action sequences but did not really succeed at what I hoped it would do - giving a backstory for the character Furiosa - and just generally whiffed on meeting the epic scale of the film for which it was intended to prequel? Didn't hit correct for me tbh!

taber, to random
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been bullied into starting "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and I am only four episodes in and

Hunko,
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@taber
The first season has some rough spots, you can tell they get more budget and find their feet better by season 2.

taber,
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a girl just scanned a demon into a Power Macintosh 9500

taber, to random
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have just discovered to my immense horror that the 1989 global smash hit "Pump Up The Jam" was by a Belgian outfit - Belgium! - and this was the fuckin guy what did it. what the fuck. "Jo Bogaert aka Thomas De Quincey." fuck. this Belgian looking motherfucker-- "Pump Up The Jam!" just. fuck

taber,
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@carrideen yes I was shown the video for the fifth time and then looked them up and just stared gape jawed at the pic going "????"

taber,
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@billgoats no anti-Belgium propaganda is right

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