Hunko

GayOldTime, 13 days ago to gay

A cock horse is, of course, an old fashioned name for a hobby horse. And a gay cock horse is a phrase you'll never see in a magazine ad today.
#vintageAd #gay #horse

taber, 1 month ago to random

if you go home with a man and he has stained acoustical tile drop ceilings in his personal residence sorry you are definitely in for a good time

taber, 1 month ago to random

I would like to receive some praise for having paid my rent this month because I really did not want to do it

James, 1 month ago to random

Finally ... FINALLY got an epidural injection in my neck to deal with this pinched nerve issue. The pain had mostly resolved with 4 months of conservative treatment but neurological symptoms and the occasional pain flare up were rough. Hopefully this will clear up the remaining pain and allow me to get back to my regular day to day activities and allow me to sleep more soundly again.

taber, 1 month ago to random

people don't have Things about being sexy birds because it is simply not possible to write credible erotic fiction where the center of the action is something called a "cloaca"

taber, 1 month ago to random

the magic of Stardew Valley where you just don't realize how fucking insane it is that you are participating in the time-honored middle of summer beach party tradition of making a big fuckin tureen of hot soup

taber, 1 month ago to random

Joan Crawford (not-Faye-Dunaway-as Joan Crawford but actual Joan Crawford) stans are a weird fuckin' bunch, man

taber, 1 month ago to random

have decided that I will not nap today and it is already at 9:05am the hardest thing I have experienced in my life to date

Hunko, 2 months ago to random

My man worked in the fuel industry for over a decade and one thing the public doesn't know about gas stations:

Your local USA gas station does NOT make any profit off of gas sales. They sell gas at a loss, they pay more per gallon than they sell it for.

That's why everything else at the gas station is overpriced. They are offsetting their losses from gas and lottery -- two items that draw people in but aren't profitable.

If all you buy is gas, they make nothing off you.

Hunko, 2 months ago to random

With AI now making alarming phone calls and scam calls, my husband and I have decided to take a simple precaution.

It's a sort of verbal passcode.

Kinda like in spy movies when they meet up and one says something weird like "the hawk is ready for noodles" and the other one responds with, "but noodles are out of season."

taber, 2 months ago to random

is it happening everywhere that sometime within the last few months every delivery driver started insisting on making a call to your personal telephone every time they make a delivery. was there like an article in Business Magazine that said “people want delivery drivers to call them” and businesses just nodded and were like yeah now you call everyone. they deliver the thing whether I answer the telephone call or not so. I don’t get it. what’s going on there

Hunko, 2 months ago to random

Just a reminder that it's totally fine to be single today (or any day).

For a lot of people, including happy couples, today is just Wednesday.

Happy Wednesday

taber, 3 months ago to random

calling at this time for people to be proud of me for, seeing some shit went south that I had nothing to do with and in fact had specifically cassandra'd was highly likely on multiple occasions, declining to sweat my well-being trying to dig people out of a hole I marked very fucking clearly with abundant caution tape ☺️

taber, 3 months ago to random

ngl y'all get me excited when you say "Bulgaria*" making me think you are putting up something about Bulgaria but it is always about some gym thing

James, 3 months ago (edited 3 months ago) to random

Patrick and I have been together for 15 years, but we're not married. I'm always a little at a loss as to how to refer to him with others. I've been told "husband" would work better, but that feels weird since we're not married. What's your opinion?

taber, 4 months ago to random

sksksks after finally getting my man to tell me he's in love with me Starfield gave me a matching cowboy hat I--

James, 4 months ago to random

For the past few years, I've always gotten sick around New Year's Day. While I'm bummed it keeps me out of the gym, the silver lining is I don't have to deal with the sudden influx of people.

I'm glad they're there and I honestly hope they keep going! The gym is for everyone. But I'm also glad I'm missing the crazy "I have no idea what I'm doing" crowd.

taber, 4 months ago to random

have started to look at the SyFy Channel original series The Expanse

taber, 4 months ago to random

okay given my 2024 goal to have a sexual encounter with a human being I am confronted with the fact that someone will have to see my human body and I would like to update my Gay Boy Underpants Collection, where are you underpants people getting your gay ones nowadays (briefs, jocks included)

James, 4 months ago to random

Got a Prednisone prescription this morning.
Even after just one day, finally some real relief from this pinched nerve!

James, 4 months ago to random

repeats to self: "I don't need a 3D printer, I already have too many hobbies. I don't need a 3D printer, I already have too many hobbies ..."

taber, 4 months ago to random

festive holiday season tornado watch

Hunko, 5 months ago to random

Woofers it’s my #introduction

46, married, gay, graphic designer and artist. My dog and hubs are my world, we live on the lakefront in Chicago.

My artwork is more anime/comic book/cartoon. I do landscapes and characters. And now I want to do pinups and erotic art. Just began writing erotic fiction, too.

My hubs before I met him did solo sexy videos and recently wanted to get back into it. That opened the door for us to talk/explore more kink. So, I'm here to learn, listen, and support.👋

taber, 5 months ago to random

after discontinuing its use in 2019 C.E. because it was more convenient for me to blame it for my very unhealthy liver panels than the absolutely appalling amounts of whiskey I was dumping down my gullet, I communicated to my primary care physician today, some four years later, that I am now interested in resuming the pre-exposure prophylaxis (PrEP) protocol because I am becoming dimly aware that it might be possible that I might potentially maybe be up for doing a sex act with another human