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Sopranos Junior Announced at Nickelodeon, Sure to Be a Hit! (www.tattletaletimes.com)
Nickelodeon has recently announced a new children’s TV show inspired by the gritty mob drama, The Sopranos. Titled “Sopranos Junior,” the show will feature all the beloved characters from the original series, but in pint-sized form....
Simon Says He’s Had Enough! Local Boy Considers Name Change to Rover to Avoid Teasing (www.tattletaletimes.com)
Ten-year-old Simon Sess, unfortunately named after a classic children’s game, expressed his deep hatred for his name. Due to the relentless teasing centered around “Simon Says,” the child is now considering changing his name to something cool that can’t be teased like Rover or Chase....
Scientists Discover "Big Bone" Gene, Overweight Children Everywhere Rejoice (www.tattletaletimes.com)
In a groundbreaking development, scientists have identified a newly discovered gene believed to contribute to a larger bone structure in some individuals, popularly referred to as being “big-boned.” This news has sparked excitement among sturdy, husky, and hefty children worldwide, who have often faced assumptions that their...
Local Mom Paints Kitchen Cabinets a Trendy Sage Green In Attempt To Fill Gaping Void In Soul (www.tattletaletimes.com)
Local woman Jessica O’Malley, age 39, embarked on a daring home renovation project this week, impulsively stripping and painting her kitchen cabinets a trendy shade of sage green in a desperate attempt to fill the gaping void in her soul....
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Local Child Fails to Grasp "Yes, and" Improv Principle, Bores Playmates (www.tattletaletimes.com)
In a stunning display of comedic ineptitude, a local child has been found to be exceptionally bad at improv during his playtime with friends. The seven year old child, whose name has been withheld to protect his identity, has been reported to consistently fail at the fundamental concept of “yes, and,” leaving his playmates...
“Stop or I’ll Say Stop Again!” Yells Mom Known for Empty Threats (www.tattletaletimes.com)
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Hanes Releases Men’s Pocketed Underwear, Seen as a Slap in the Face to Women Everywhere (lemmy.world)
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Treatment of Pet Hamster by Girl Chilling Foreshadowing of How She Will Parent Her Future Children (lemmy.world)
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“Stop or I’ll Say Stop Again!” Yells Mom Known for Empty Threats (lemmy.world)
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Woman Saves Countless Hours by Printing Pamphlets of Frequently Asked Questions About Her Pregnancy (www.tattletaletimes.com)
Woman Saves Countless Hours by Printing Pamphlets of Frequently Asked Questions About Her Pregnancy
Nation’s Parents Frustrated as Children Disregard Extra Hour of Sleep Due to Daylight Savings Time Ending [Satire] (lemmy.world)
Nation’s Parents Frustrated as Children Disregard Extra Hour of Sleep Due to Daylight Savings Time Ending (lemmy.world)
Nation’s Parents Frustrated as Children Disregard Extra Hour of Sleep Due to Daylight Savings Time Ending
Unfortunate Child Named “Not Me” Accumulates 30 Life Sentences Worth of Grounding Due To Lying Children Nationwide [Satire] (lemmy.world)
Unfortunate Child Named “Not Me” Accumulates 30 Life Sentences Worth of Grounding Due To Lying Children Nationwide (lemmy.world)