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Where the Hell are Ryder’s From Paw Patrol's Parents? (lemmy.world)

Ryder, the local young leader of the Paw Patrol, has long been a fixture in Adventure Bay. He is often seen gallivanting around town with his high-tech ATVs or overseeing operations in his pup-filled command center. However, recent concerns about his upbringing have left many locals bewildered and wondering where the hell are...

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Is the paw patrol tax payer funded? If so, Adventure Bay citizens need to start a protest for blatant misuse of funds and child labor offenses

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I can’t think of anything that is more plausible than this so I’m going to adopt this canon as well

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I’ll have whatever hallucinations that person is having! Fun read, thanks

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This is true and it’s why my floor is constantly covered with these damn toys and my kids are still asking whatever the new one is

Where the Hell are Ryder’s From Paw Patrol's Parents? (lemmy.world)

Ryder, the local young leader of the Paw Patrol, has long been a fixture in Adventure Bay. He is often seen gallivanting around town with his high-tech ATVs or overseeing operations in his pup-filled command center. However, recent concerns about his upbringing have left many locals bewildered and wondering where the hell are...

United Healthcare Introduces Ear Infection Loyalty Card named “Infectious Rewards” (lemmy.world)

United Healthcare, one of the largest health insurance providers in the US, recently introduced a new loyalty program targeting families with children who are prone to ear infections. The program, called “Infectious Rewards,” promises to give a free coffee mug to parents whose children experience 7 or more ear infections in...

‘Bluey’ Praised For Tackling Difficult Subject Of Walking In On Parents During Their Scheduled Weekly Sex (www.theonion.com)

“We watch Bluey every week as a family, and I tell you, when Bandit sat Bluey down to explain to her that what she saw was just him and Mum doing something the therapist made them promise they’d do every Sunday night at precisely 7:30 p.m., I teared up,”

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Chilli playing a game of “Keepy Uppy” with Bandit 😜

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I’m a simple man. I see a George Costanza meme and i upvote

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damn if i could just get the demon core mace in Diablo my paladin’s build would be complete

Joe Rogan Experience Podcast Features First Child Guest Alec Jones (lemmy.world)

The ever-unpredictable Joe Rogan Experience shattered another mold this week, welcoming its youngest guest ever: 9-year-old Alec Jones, a fourth grader from Austin, Texas. The episode, which aired yesterday, left audiences both amused and bewildered as Rogan delved into topics including ancient archeology, memories of the Comedy...

Joe Rogan Experience Podcast Features First Child Guest Alec Jones (lemmy.world)

The ever-unpredictable Joe Rogan Experience shattered another mold this week, welcoming its youngest guest ever: 9-year-old Alec Jones, a fourth grader from Austin, Texas. The episode, which aired yesterday, left audiences both amused and bewildered as Rogan delved into topics including ancient archeology, memories of the Comedy...

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Long time user(at hotels), first time owner!
Just changed the water and in-laws have the kids for the weekend. Was hoping to use it during our first kid-free weekend in awhile but forecast says rain all weekend. Anyone have ideas or suggestions for temporary way to shield it from rain?

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Oh ya first time it snowed this winter i sprinted right out there Good suggestions, ty!

Scientists Discover “Big Bone” Gene, Overweight Children Everywhere Rejoice (lemmy.world)

In a groundbreaking development, scientists have identified a newly discovered gene believed to contribute to a larger bone structure in some individuals, popularly referred to as being “big-boned.” This news has sparked excitement among sturdy, husky, and hefty children worldwide, who have often faced assumptions that their...

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the foil lined paper bags of Goldfish are no match for me

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You must be an account from someone I know and you’re messing with me, right? I wish my website were famous but it only averages 20 visits a day 😆

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well thank you, made my day!

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beatings will continue until morale improves

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