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theorytoe

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"ok nevermind I take back saying you're normal clearly you're autistic" - @MercurialBlack
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"@theorytoe you are a white night. I had one of the top voted posts of 2022 on r/askreddit not to brag or anything lol - @Tony
"@theorytoe you're just a markov chain bot" - @EricZhang456
"if theory of everything is so great why havent i beaten theory of everything 2?" - @Mondobizarrro
"he has committed several war crimes and is wanted in all 50 countries" - @RustyCrab
"Liver certified Mugicha fresh :shrilbania:" - @rher
"fuck you" - @gh0st
">Takes glasses off
>more glasses underneath
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theorytoe, to random
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day thats supposed to be exemplary turned out to be mundane...

theorytoe, to random
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damn
well that sucks
glad I didnt buy tickets (I would have been going today)

PafuPafuVt, to random
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It’s joever

theorytoe,
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@Dan_Hulson @burner @PafuPafuVt @TimeSpent yeah
its in his veins

theorytoe, to random
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"I am going to piss off the entire fedi for no conceivable reason whatsoever"

theorytoe, to random
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video/mp4

theorytoe, to random
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wifi is just a derivative of radio so basically all she didwas formalize a way for radio to allow computer systems to communicate.
Maxwell and Hertz basically formulized all the theory around it.

Plus wifi is

  • the most unreliable form of netowkred communication
  • the most insecure form of networked security
  • the slowest form of networked security

the only benefit is that you dont have to connect a wire

RE: https://mas.to/users/SmudgeTheInsultCat/statuses/112225723796627574

gabriel, to random

Once you solve it in theory, practice is a peace of cake

theorytoe,
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@gabriel
>how to make a cpu
>just slap logic gates onto a wafer
:dread: I wish it was that easy

theorytoe, to random
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So l am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors" and then this happened.

Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?

Me - excuse me?

Her - you are wasting our bags!

Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.

Her - that's not my job!

Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you.

Her - why are you using two bags?!

Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.

Her - well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag.

*10 seconds of me just staring at her.

Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag.

Her - exactly.

Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.

Her - no because you wouldn't be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.

Me - okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items.

Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags.

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https://matrix.org/blog/2024/04/open-source-publicly-funded-service/

>FOSS maintenance should be funded by governments on behalf of the taxpayer

Matrix people are struggling to maintain their tech and they are begging governments to take money from YOU to help them stay afloat.

Let them sink. We already have XMPP, and E2EE over AP is also coming.

theorytoe,
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@silverpill foos projects that rely on tax money to survive dont survive

look at session that basically lives on grants, none of the devs actually care about making a 100% fooproof encrypted communications app, they just want to ride on all the grant money given to them because "muh open source"

and its weird having this statement coming from matrix that basically only exists because of vc funding

theorytoe, to random
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:rat:

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p, to random
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Apparently, WAF is even more fucking stupid than autotools.
yes,_sizeof_uint32_t_is_4_goddamn_bytes.png

theorytoe,
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@p WAF?

theorytoe,
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@p
>python
>build system
:dread: why would anybody do that

theorytoe,
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@p
>and then
and then people shout at you that your Makefile doesn't work on [...]
this is the one thing that kinda makes me mad about people
retard you are certianly smart enough to edit the makefile to make ir work
what a novel idea

theorytoe,
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@p well my assumption that you arent generating makefiles
because imo makefikes shouldnt be generated since that isnt an explicit goal of make
unlike ninja which is just a glorified command runner that keeps track of file changes

theorytoe, to random
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IDEAL GF 😭

theorytoe, to random
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GUYS

theorytoe, to random
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new burner dox dropped

video/mp4

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video/mp4

theorytoe, to random
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69FA will protect your accounts from every concievable kind of attack

theorytoe, to random
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he has risen

today may be a bleak day for me (i have recived very unfortunate news) but it will never change
that he is risen

theorytoe, to random
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:pensiveheadexplode:

RE: https://poa.st/objects/b30c24cd-3543-4ab9-a43f-944a60bf32ca

theorytoe, to random
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I unironically hate windows

theorytoe, to random
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what am I reading

William_The_Dragonborn, to random
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@SuperSnekFriend

theorytoe,
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@SuperSnekFriend @William_The_Dragonborn sneks :honk:

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