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lanodan

@lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me

Website: https://hacktivis.me/
Lang: Français(natif), English(fluent), LSF(🤏~👌)
Donate via LiberaPay: https://liberapay.com/lanodan_
Localisation: near Rennes, France

Pronouns: meh, pick any, have fun
Timezone: Let's say Mars, I have a non-24h cycle
Dayjob: None
Alts: @lanodan, …

🦊🦄⚧🂡ⓥ :anarchy: 👿🐧 :gentoo: :sun:  
Pleroma maintainer (mostly backend); BadWolf developer; Gentoo contributor; Eternal upstreamer  
  
Arch users needs to pacman -R works-for-me arch-btw  
  
Make the changes you want to see.  
  
That person which uses HJKL in games  
  
Just because computer bad: X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*  
  
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why, to random
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"male bonding" is that like the thing you do with ropes

lanodan,
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@why Mail bonding is when you do it with the postman.

lanodan, to random
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So much of C portability is fucking around with #define _{DEFAULT,BSD,GNU}_SOURCE so that the things you want are visible…

codl, to random French
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eh il aurait pas pu piocher dans son budget infini pour payer un traducteur correct l'autre zuckerberg là

lanodan,
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@codl Heh, mais qui appelle ça un thé à bulles. (sauf ptêt les bourges mais ça sent la trad-du-cul plutôt que les trads-du-cul)

lanodan, to random
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> checking for a race-free mkdir -p... ./install-sh -c -d

Was wondering what the fuck autotools was on, turns out it's checking --version output, instead of you know, checking.

lanodan,
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By the way the approved list is only coreutils, BusyBox and fileutils (also coreutils but 20th century), I'm sure every other mkdir is racy, specially in 2024 where mkdir is called in parallel makefiles all over the place. 🙃️

kirby, to random
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lanodan,
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@kirby Upstairs neighbor might as well be a were-rabbit.

alcinnz, to random
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How Do I Prepare My Phone for a Protest? (Updated 2024) - Dan Phiffer, Tomas Apodaca, Miles Hilton, & Maddy Varner @ The Markup:
https://themarkup.org/the-breakdown/2024/05/04/how-do-i-prepare-my-phone-for-a-protest-updated-2024

I must emphasise: Simplest & safest guide to bringing phones to protests: Don't!

If you want to take photos use a dedicated camera.

lanodan,
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@alcinnz And a thing I considered few times is using a walkie-talkie but yeah the best is to just not bring your cellphone.

lanodan, to random
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tfw I want something from POSIX drafts and it's not yet in current software.

PhieLaidMignon, (edited ) to random French
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Sondage pour toustes:

Est-ce que vous avez une ipv6 ? Pour le savoir, rdv ici

https://ip.lafibre.info/

s'il est écrit "Attention : Vous n’avez pas de connectivité IPv6 native."

alors vous n'en avez pas

à tester avec l'appareil sur lequel vous avez lu ce toot

lanodan,
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@codimp @PhieLaidMignon Ouais enfin c'est pas toujours un truc chiant à configurer sur la plupart des téléphones?

erincandescent, to random
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seriously though why is the state of gapless playback in media players so dire these days

i swear this was actually a solved problem in the 90s

RE: https://chaos.social/@scarlet/112383790126485200

lanodan,
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@erincandescent I guess in the 90's it was called crossfade but like come on we can do even better today by detecting silence and pre-buffering the next file.

novenary, to random
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lanodan,
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@novenary @apophis Well one could argue it's anti-soviet/bolchevik, which I'd say is a good reason to call it a Molotov Cocktail. :D
But anti-Russian, the fuck, tankie alert.

domi, to random
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lanodan,
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@domi Dammit Nebraska :D

novenary, to random
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type of girlfriend who gets mad that you remembered her birthday

lanodan,
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@novenary gdpr gf who forgets your personal info once nearly immediately.

edasfr, to random French
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Je ne supporte pas les films de SF avec des fusils lasers. Sérieusement, inventer les fusils lasers je veux bien mais inventer les lasers tellement lents qu'on voit le coup de laser parcourir le trajet, j'ai quand même du mal

lanodan,
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@lord @edasfr Quelque part c'est la où les tourelles de portal sont bien foutues (en même temps je pense quelles sont là pour un peu faire chier ^^).

wolf480pl, to random
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English speakers be like: battery is dead

me be like: nonsense, it's just out of charge, you can charge it back, see? it's not fried or anything

lanodan,
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@wolf480pl Charger is Jesus, Battery is Lazarus.

(I think I tend to say empty here, but I guess flat somewhat works)

lanodan, to random
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https://manned.org/man/debian-woody/timeout.1
> This program is part of SATAN.

Part of what? :D

ayo, to random
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And apparently VNDB is now blocked in Turkey. :blobcattilt:

lanodan,
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@ayo I guess they didn't like a particular VN, but there's so many different ones it's quite impossible to guess.

alex, to random French
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Moi : cherchant une ancienne commande utilisant scale2ref.

  • tombe sur :

mpv IN.mp3 --lavfi-complex="[aid1]asplit[ao][a]; [a]showcqt=axis=0[vis];[vis]format=pix_fmts=yuv444p[vis2];[vis2]scale=600:400[vecPrep]; nullsrc=size=1920x1080:sar=1[emp];[emp][vecPrep]overlay=main_w-overlay_w:main_h-overlay_h:x=0[visu]; [vid1]format=pix_fmts=yuv444p[vid1ii];[vid1ii]scale=-2:1080[vidInp];[vidInp]pad=1920:1080:(ow-iw)/2:(oh-ih)/2[vpoc]; [vpoc][visu]blend=shortest=0:all_mode=overlay:all_opacity=1[ovrl]; movie='logo.png'[logo];[logo][ovrl]scale2ref=w=(ih*.128):h=(ih*.128)[logo1][base]; [base][logo1]overlay=x='if(between(t,0,8)+between(t,100,108),W-(W29/300),NAN)':y=H-(H29/200)[vo]"

Moi : o_O

lanodan,
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@alex Comme quoi pas besoin de regex pour obtenir un truc illisible :D

clacke, to random

Otherwise accomplished and interesting youtuber doing a deep analysis and review of a game mentiins a minor Japanese influence on the game and pronounces "yaoi" ... "yowie".

lanodan,
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@clacke owie prononciation ^^

mametsuko, to random
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girls are like cats

hair is everywhere ​:AngryPunch:​

lanodan,
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@mametsuko Heh, same there, long dark hair, white floor tiles…

paul_denton, to random French
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Bruno Le Maire a blessé un cycliste en le renversant avec sa voiture vendredi soir à Paris dans le 6è arrondissement. Le ministre conduisait son véhicule personnel après avoir quitté Bercy, selon l'AFP, qui précise que le cycliste aurait "franchi le feu au rouge". Souffrant d'un possible traumatisme à la tête, le blessé a été conduit à l'hôpital. Le ministre, qui s'est soumis à deux tests (alcool et drogues), tous deux négatifs, n'a rien

lanodan,
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@niavy @Chapemont @pmiossec @grygero @Camille_Poulsard Une vielle technique mais que j'ai pas essayé (les seuls feux rouges chiant que j'ai y'a toujours au moins une voiture…) c'est de rajouter un aimant.

lanodan,
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@niavy @Camille_Poulsard @grygero @Chapemont @pmiossec Puissant surtout mais ouais, pas un magnet de frigo hein. Plus quelque chose comme un aimant de baffle ou de portage d'objets.

crowdagger, to random French

Purée je viens de réaliser

lanodan,
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@crowdagger Genre.
Tu sais plus ta droite de ta gauche, c'est ça? :D

mia, to random

they didn’t tell me estrogen would change my sense of smell such that garam masala spice powder would reliably make me sneeze

lanodan,
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@mia As like sniffing it a bit or like when cooking? Latter seems to be happening pretty reliably to me with curry…

ZySoua, to random
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On a more serious note - the only languages that you can confuse with Russian are Ukrainian and Belorussian, others are too different to be confused because of word construction and sentence construction.

lanodan,
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@ZySoua Kazakh having a different K-looking letter than the others is pretty neat at least, easy to remember.

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