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wordsmith

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I'm a crepuscular poet who drifts between phases irregularly, carried by an unrequited romance with the Moon. If you create something that's the right shape, poetry may fall out of me.

In reality I'm a British European in southern England who marinaded in Scotland and the Westcountry.

I occasionally post photos on my Pixelfed account at https://metapixl.com/@wordsmith

I hid in the radar box.

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ernie, to random
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Digging into my old Google Analytics data and combining it with this Plausible data, I can now confirm that this Google post is now top-10 all time for Tedium posts, with 46k visits.

Long way to topple this post, which has an eight-year head start and 580,000 pageviews, most of which are from the site that is trying to destroy it

https://tedium.co/2016/07/05/weird-telephone-numbers/

wordsmith,
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@ernie A single word: relevance?

vlrny, to random
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Guess who nailed her to-do list today!

wordsmith,
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@vlrny Was it a sand shower and did you remember to delouse?

wordsmith,
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@vlrny
"I remember 'BUTTS!'"

wordsmith,
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@vlrny
also, drink every time she lights up a cigarette of a new colour.

wordsmith,
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@vlrny
this tank is not...holding enough fluids!

vlrny, to random
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I like how the surfer/soldier-roos "pray"
#tankGirlToots

wordsmith,
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@vlrny so far, there are two good men in this movie, and one's half a dog and half a kangaroo.

vlrny, to random
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I was a dog, but because I was so good they moved me up to human status.
...sort of

wordsmith,
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@vlrny 🙂
#tankGirlToots

wordsmith,
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@vlrny You are so beautiful you're making me sick!
#tankGirlToots

wordsmith,
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@vlrny baddie truck requirements:
cowcatcher
huge hub caps
red lighting
#tankGirlToots

wordsmith,
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@vlrny downtown finally lives up to its name
#tankGirlToots

wordsmith,
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@vlrny three litres of high-octane poetry
#tankGirlToots

wordsmith,
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@vlrny are you pleased to see me or is there a rocket in your socket, hangar eight?
#tankGirlToots

wordsmith,
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@vlrny Kant has been let loose on its own. good tank! dakka dakka
#tankGirlToots

wordsmith,
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@vlrny Terminator II reference, drink!
#tankGirlToots

wordsmith,
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@vlrny ow my robot balls!
#tankGirlToots

wordsmith,
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@vlrny you just know they got to make a beer can cannon for this scene
#tankGirlToots

wordsmith,
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@vlrny de-lousing
#tankGirlToots

wordsmith,
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@vlrny The pitch for this must have started with "OK just let me finish before you decide..."
#tankGirlToots

wordsmith,
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@vlrny Great film, even if it shows its dated values once the Rippers are uncovered. I am astonished there were so few makeup and costume artists, surely they needed an army of them!

wordsmith,
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@vlrny with lots of pausing to pore over a scene...just one more time! It was super to watch along with you <3

vlrny, to lonelinesscorps
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Bad news is I am back in the stupid town and stupid apartment that nearly killed me to pack up my life and move it to Guelph (yay!)

Good news is I have access for an installation of !
Choices this round:



Starting between 5pm and 7pm my time.
Let me know if you are interested and which movie.
@lonelinesscorps

wordsmith,
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@vlrny ... do you know what kinda place this is?
yeah it's a sandyodel convention.
#tankGirlToots

wordsmith,
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@vlrny The "I will now accept a hug" stance.
#tankGirlToots

wordsmith,
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@vlrny Tactical disco helmet!
#tankGirlToots

wordsmith,
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@vlrny let's do it
let's...steal a taaaank
#tankGirlToots

wordsmith,
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@vlrny her outfit and style is absolutely outrageous and I can't but imagine some of it was done whilst several people were not sober
#tankGirlToots

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