smashboy

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smashboy,

It’s possible that the university paid your publication fees so that they didn’t end up on your desk. The university paid for mine, but there for sure were fees.

smashboy,

I once got a haircut from someone who did the glasses one to me!
Not only did she take off my glasses instead of asking me to take them off, but she grasped them as in the picture. I was so perplexed, I didn’t know what to say and just sat there.

How do you turn your nose off or deal with a heinous smell?

I’m going to visit my grandfather this weekend. His house smells like a skunk rolled around in some rotten cabbages, died, and got eaten and pooped out by a water buffalo. Thankfully I dont have to sleep there, but I do have to visit for a few hours, a couple days in a row. Last time, I wore a mask with mint toothpaste rubbed...

smashboy,

Interesting, I also have migraines and they also make me hypersensitive to smells (apart from the typical sensitivity to light and sound).

smashboy,

Just the middle 2 cm of the aorta will do.

smashboy,

I’ve heard people say the opposite, “wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire”.

smashboy,

Are you explaining my own joke to me? Why?

smashboy,

They frequently had foreshadowings and references to important life events in baroque paintings. Those paintings were often showing multiple significant events from someone’s life in one painting, and not so much a snapshot moment.

Why did she have to drag oat milk into this 😭 (sopuli.xyz)

Alt text: LinkedIn post If you really knew me you’d know I think oat milk is a scam. Check the ingredients - it’s oil and carb sludge, not worth it on a daily basis. Similar to applying to jobs online, it’s tempting but basically crap. Just because everyone is doing it doesn’t mean it’s the best or healthiest strategy....

smashboy,

Am I missing something? Three different people in this thread are calling this person called Stephanie a he?

smashboy,

What’s the state of your house if you’ve kept garbage from the sixties?

smashboy,

Nah, they’re English speaking but they just have a cold.

smashboy,

Aka Corporate Memphis. The general corporate instruction video style.

smashboy,

Beautiful image. That necrotic finger though.

smashboy,

I’m on Kbin and I don’t see them. (Or I don't notice them, it’s not very apparent at least).

smashboy,

Thanks for satisfying my curiosity. Unfortunately, the translation explains little. This is a meme that deserves to be deep fried.

Ozark County teacher terminated, charged with having sex with student (www.ozarkcountytimes.com)

Victoria “Tori” Fowler, 30, of Caulfield, has been indicted by a Howell County grand jury with three counts of statutory rape and one count of statutory sodomy in connection with allegations of an inappropriate romantic and sexual relationship with a 16-year-old student she met while she was employed as a teacher at the...

smashboy,

I knew it was going to be a female teacher and a male student, because the headline says “had sex with”.

smashboy,

How do you live with this in your house?! 😂
I wouldn’t get anything done as long as the cat looks like that.

smashboy,

A lot of the larger boats on inland waters here have flat bottoms, and the smaller boats are just not that deep. So it’s sufficient for the typical boat traffic.

smashboy, (edited )

A lot of the sail ships used on inland waters here have flat bottoms, like for instance the skûtsje. So they can sail in quite shallow waters.

[edit] I’ve looked it up and for instance a tjalk (historic freight ship) can have a mast height of around 20-25 meters, but has a sailing depth of only 80-200 cm. Due to their flat bottoms, they can easily move around the inland lakes and canals, which are often only a few meters deep.

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