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StefanThinks

@StefanThinks@beige.party

Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous. I don't post jokes I didn't come up with unless I give credit. I try to be original or at least original-adjacent. Formerly known on Twitter as https://beige.party/@StefanThinks

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Oh, you think it's funny to mock ADHD, the condition I have struggled with since I was born? Well, I have something to tell you! What were we just talking about?

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I thought I accidentally put my baby on vibrate mode but he was just farting.

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Look, you might disagree with my methods, but I do things the easy way, not the right way.

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“[I am an expert on some topic] because I work in the industry” – Someone trying to argue with you online who definitely doesn't work in “the industry.”

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You know it's a pretty fucked up world when churches can just buy sexual abuse and molestation liability insurance to protect their assets instead of PROTECTING CHILDREN from predators.

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It's a common misconception, but ACAB doesn't include ODB.

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Whoops, I forgot the password for my brain.

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If I were a doordash driver, I would bring little snacks for all of the customer’s neighbors so they don't feel left out.

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Tacos were first. Sandwiches are tacos.

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Your email found me shirtless in the trunk of my car devouring an entire rotisserie chicken with my bare hands. I was on my lunch break.

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What’s the best way to honestly tell someone you care deeply about that you can’t tell the difference between their pizza stone pizza and regular oven pan pizza?

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They should hire ugly people for makeup ads to show how well the product works.

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Oh yeah, that happened to my friend.

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If I haven’t seen III SWAJ or II SWAJ yet, is it ok if I watch SWAJ? Or will I be lost?

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Butthole Reverse Solipsism https://beige.party/@StefanThinks/112416886535590345

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We have never seen our own buttholes with our own eyes firsthand, we just have to take it on faith that we actually have one.

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I would fuck and marry every single adult person alive, but I wouldn’t kill anyone because I don’t condone violence. Am I playing this right?

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@Jorsh I thought you’d never ask!

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My new underwear has a phone pocket

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My inner dialogue:

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Manchester Orchestra vs Liverpool a Capella

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Looks through the constitution Ain't no rule says a dead brain worm can't be a presidential running mate!

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I have a brain parasite, and I vote! I have a brain parasite, and I touch pretty fire, but fire meanie.

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RFK Jr’s polling numbers are going up, he’s doing very well with the brain parasite voting bloc.

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There should be a new rule that all presidential candidates must get a scan to check for brain parasites that starved to death to be eligible.

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