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StefanThinks

@StefanThinks@beige.party

Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous. I don't post jokes I didn't come up with unless I give credit. I try to be original or at least original-adjacent. Formerly known on Twitter as https://beige.party/@StefanThinks

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StefanThinks, to random
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Moose Cop? I haven't heard that name in years. But I'm sure he's out there.

LoganFive, (edited )
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@StefanThinks I thought he was forced into early retirement by the mayor. I heard he went vigilante, decided to take the law into his own hooves.

donni, to random
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Never bring a plum to a knife fight. A plum will not protect you. It's easy to stab

RickiTarr, to random
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It's Data, not Data.

Alice, to random
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It's not fair to make fun of the Cybertruck because those things are going to look cool AF when they're all crushed and stacked in a junkyard by the end of next year.

zalasur, to random
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I think it's gotta be some sort of truism that every new generation of software developers decide they all hate object oriented programming, so they end up reinventing it... poorly.

Alice, to random
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I didn't have O71 on my bingo card.

I guess this means you win again, Gertrude.

EricWayneS, to random
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Going outside: good for depression, bad for anxiety.

Staying inside: good for anxiety, bad for depression.

Standing in the doorway: peak mental health

LoganFive, to Haiku
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I thought the sign read
“Haiku Club” not “Hiking Club.”
We walked for hours. Hours.

RickiTarr, to random
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Y'ALL BETTER NOT MAKE FUN OF MY JONAS BROTHER'S POPCORN

the_etrain, to random
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My friend just said "no pair of shorts is worth $80", if you're wondering how wild this party is.

fungible_thadius, to random
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I shaved my microplastics for 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨?!

dan_the_architect, to random
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I’m at the stand and stare at what’s ahead me part of the yard work.

stux, to random
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VR training motivation

Working out in VR but rescuing cats in the meanwhile Video made by Chris OVEMERY

Adam_Cadmon1, to random
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Should I watch Civil War (2024) ?

Adam_Cadmon1, to random
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Y'know...I really used to think that the weight of being wrong in light of bulletproof evidence would change people's minds about pretty much anything.

It doesn't. It really doesn't.

And I think that's because on some level people identify so deeply with the things that they belive that to change their mind in light of new evidence feels like some sort of betrayal instead of a logical step.

fungible_thadius, to random
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Oh, you like women? Name all of them.

MostlyHarmless, to random
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When I was little we didn't have emojis. We had to put smiley face stickers on handwritten letters like a bunch of savages.

Jorsh, to random
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nipple shroud

Ineedsomethinggoodd660, to Meme
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When I have 4 followers

dan_the_architect, to random
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Mastodon: it’s the ham radio of the internet!

farah, to random
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I guess I am very lucky to switch to Linux when I did. I’m just happy that my 10+ yr old laptop finally takes less than a minute to startup/shutdown.

dramypsyd, to random
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In the 90s we didn’t have fancy AI feeding us misinformation, we got it straight from our parents

noondlyt, to random
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Cybertruck is the 737 Max of the roadways.

theropologist, to random
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Indeed

theropologist,
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But on the other hand...

theropologist,
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You can't argue with facts

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