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Fluffy Golden Retriever

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GottaLaff, to legal
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started earlier than I did today. Grabbing coffee, starting THREAD HERE🧵1/…

Here’s the list of Trump’s allies attending his trial today:

AG Alan Wilson
Rep. Eric Burlison
Rep. Andrew Clyde
Rep. Mary Miller
Rep. Keith Self
John Coale
Alan Dershowitz
Will Scharf
Steve Witkoff
Bernie Kerik
Kash Patel
Vernon Jones
Jerry Kassar
Chuck Zito

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff

NFL Gang of Pricks

Sheril, to random
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Do you see a series of sunken rectangles or 16 circles?

This is The Coffer Illusion.

Our brains are geared toward identifying objects & here, “pixels” are grouped to form edges & contours, shapes, & objects. The image is inherently ambiguous so there is no “right” grouping.

Rectangles dominate first for most people - including me, but keep staring & the image may flip to circles.

darwinwoodka,
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@Sheril nope, rectangles

I guess I would say the rectangles feel "real" to me and the circles are illusory, I can see where they are but they don't seem "real"

augieray, to random
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We are losing SOME tools to track @Covid19's rise and fall, but we still have good data. Biobot is diminishing its COVID data and the CDC is no longer requiring hospitalization data. But:

NWSS tracks COVID in wastewater (albeit a bit slow to update): https://www.cdc.gov/nwss/rv/COVID19-nationaltrend.html

Positive rate of testing (a biased but useful signal) can be tracked:
https://www.walgreens.com/healthcare-solutions/covid-19-index
https://covid.cdc.gov/covid-data-tracker/#trends_weeklydeaths_testpositivity_00

The Household Pulse survey tracks those reporting Long COVID symptoms: https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/covid19/pulse/long-covid.htm

darwinwoodka,
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@augieray @Covid19

This outbreak in Singapore is worrying

https://mastodon.social/

GottaLaff, to random
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Donald #Trump's 'Glitch' During NRA Speech Raises Questions

“Trump sparked commentary on social media after he stopped speaking for more than 30 seconds during a speech.”
https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-glitch-nra-speech-1902257

darwinwoodka,
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@Lizette603_23 @GottaLaff that's what the adblocker is for

ottaross, to fun
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Picked up a #fun thing! A kids' instant camera that prints on thermal paper.

Had seen them around and was intrigued. With some community emerging on the #Fedi I figured it was worth jumping in!

#cameras #thermalpaper #instantCamera

darwinwoodka,
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@ottaross I really want one too

darwinwoodka,
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@ottaross where did you get it? Amazon or?

darwinwoodka,
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@ottaross now I can't decide between the kitty and the dinosaur... I wish there was an owl one

darwinwoodka, (edited )
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@ottaross I did find the dinosaur on sale... still deciding ;^)

OK, got the dinosaur. We'll see!

GottaLaff, to random
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#WompWomp Arizona’s attorney general says Rudy #Giuliani has been served an indictment in the state’s fake elector case alongside 17 other defendants for his role in an attempt to overturn #Trump’s loss to Joe Biden in the 2020 election.

Giuliani’s political adviser, Ted Goodman, confirmed Giuliani was served Friday night after his 80th birthday celebration as he was walking to the car.
https://apnews.com/article/86f4938ff4570a833dd4d1c44705460f

darwinwoodka,
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@negative12dollarbill @GottaLaff

No, this is the best part

Do not taunt the Arizona Attorney General

Mojeek, to random
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oh no, anyway...

darwinwoodka,
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@Mojeek nothing of value was lost

GottaLaff, to random
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Today is yet another 🥱 Open House for us, so we’ll have to take Hammy and be banished for 3-4 hours.

If I’m MIA, that’s why.

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff @DrGeof Well, it kind of is, it's where buyers meet real estate agents who then show them other houses they actually want to buy.

GottaLaff, to random
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Greg Sargent 🧵 1/…

Media coverage of Republicans stampeding to NYC to attack Trump's trial as illegit is marred by euphemism. This isn't just "currying favor" w Trump or "expressing loyalty" or auditioning to be his VP. It's placing Trump over rule of law

Rs are attacking judge, witnesses, prosecutors & trial as illegitimate. This isn't just helping Trump evade the gag order. The point is also to display in spectacle form that their fealty is to him over the rules that make the system function

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff Trump is a mob boss and using standard mob boss tactics. The GOP is now just a mob.

GottaLaff, to random
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Via @Brandi_Buchman over at Xitter:

I can report that in DC last night, an entire bar recited Rep. Crockett's "bleach blonde..." line when prompted and the bar, led by an emcee, toasted MTG with just three words after.

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff @Brandi_Buchman

Jasmine did some fund raising on that one yesterday, too

jeffjarvis, to random
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"Questions of Supreme Court impartiality."
No, those questions have long-since been answered. But The Times still tiptoes around a fascist takeover...
Display at Alito’s Home Renews Questions of Supreme Court’s Impartiality https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/17/us/justice-alito-flag-reactions.html?smid=tw-share

darwinwoodka,
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@jeffjarvis Um, I don't think there's any question at all. 6 of them are bought and paid for shills for the right wing Federalist Society.

ChrisMayLA6, to books
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I sometimes thought my father thought he could't die while he still had books on his pending pile (a stab at immortality I seem to be replicating)... so, it was strangely touching to see Tom Gauld has had similar thoughts.

#reading #immortality

@bookstodon

darwinwoodka,
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@ericatty @ChrisMayLA6 @davidpnice @bookstodon

It's like right? Why would you want to see those people again? To me heaven would be lots of new people to meet, and none of them Republican...

Free_Press, to news
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BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨

AMERICAN MUSCLE...
AMERICAN MADE...
AMERICAN JOBS...

"For the first time during the war, the Armed Forces of Ukraine have enough artillery shells."

  • President Zelensky

"None of the brigades are complaining about a lack of shells, and this has been the case for the past two months," he added.

After a Republican blockade was removed, US weaponry now pouring into Ukraine!
#AureFreePress #News #press #headline #Ukraine #Russia #BreakingNews #Breaking

President Biden
President Zelensky

darwinwoodka,
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@Free_Press

I'm sure Jesus will enjoy introducing Mike Johnson to all the souls lost because of his actions. Right before he kicks Johnson straight to hell.

GottaLaff, to random
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I parked near some asshole who had a big Trump bumpersticker, and a smaller one that read: "Trump was right about everything."

It took every ounce of self-restraint to not deface it.

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff I'm glad when they mark themselves so I know to AVOID

jeffjarvis, to random
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It is not news to report that airlines suck. What is amazing is how hard they work to find new ways to suck.
https://viewfromthewing.com/run-to-your-gate-lose-your-seat-two-new-american-airlines-policies-leave-passengers-stranded/

darwinwoodka,
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@jeffjarvis Yeah we no longer fly American or United for Reasons.

Andres4NY, to cargobike
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lol. Shelter wouldn't let us take home fosters (in a hard shell carrier) in the because "it's too dangerous". I even deflated the tires a bit for this, for a smoother ride.

So many in , I'm so fucking tired of it.

[for background, every cat I've ever dealt with has been terrified in a car. They hate the speed, and the loud engine/vibrations. It's one of the reasons I started transporting my former cats by bike.]

View of the inside of the box. There's a bag of cat food, a white fuzzy cat bed, a blanket underneath, and room for a cat carrier on top of the cat bed.

darwinwoodka,
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@Andres4NY

I really don't get why fosters and rescues make it so difficult. I talked with a golden retriever rescue once that wouldn't let me adopt because I let my dog out at night to go the bathroom in a fenced yard. "But there are coyotes in your area" Well, yes, that's what the fence is for...

coloradosun, to random
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Colorado is launching a teacher apprenticeship program in race to solve chronic staff shortages
https://coloradosun.com/2024/05/17/colorado-teacher-shortages-apprenticeship-programs/

darwinwoodka,
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@coloradosun

My niece was hired as an art teacher last year on a program that lets her get her credentials while she teaches. Worked out well for her. Now she's pursuing a masters in teaching.

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Kyle Griffin:

New: Senate Judiciary Chairman Dick Durbin is calling on Alito to recuse himself from all cases involving the 2020 election.

"The Court is in an ethical crisis of its own making, and Justice Alito and the rest of the Court should be doing everything in their power to regain public trust."

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff the ethical crisis isn't entirely of SCOTUS own making, the GOP has helped tremendously in creating it. Kudos to Mitch McConnell especially for all his efforts along with the Federalist Society and Leonard Leo, of course.

augieray, to random
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US summer surge of #COVID19—hopefully modest—is starting. Biobot & NWSS report small increases in the past week (particularly in the West & possibly South) driven by a new wave of immune-evasive variants. Nationally, COVID in wastewater is near our 12-month low point last summer. Outdoor activities may help limit this surge. A room with 25 people has an 18% chance of including someone infectious.

https://www.cdc.gov/nwss/rv/COVID19-nationaltrend.html

https://biobot.io/data/

https://covid.cdc.gov/covid-data-tracker/#variant-proportions

https://www.pmc19.com/data/index.php

darwinwoodka,
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@augieray I have to fly through Atlanta next month with a layover and not looking forward to it at all.

GottaLaff, to Arizona
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🙄 Former Donald Trump lawyer John pleaded not guilty in Phoenix on Friday on charges related to allegedly participating in a conspiracy to overturn the 2020 election results in .

https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/17/politics/john-eastman-arizona-not-guilty-plea?cid=ios_app

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff oh he guilty

amydiehl, to random
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I was excited to read this study until I got to the sample...all men. So while the headline generalizes the findings, they actually have no idea about how exercise changes saturated fat metabolism in women because they did not study women. When reading studies, always look at the sample. Even today women are being excluded from health studies.
https://gizmodo.com/exercise-changes-saturated-fat-metabolism-study-1851481654

darwinwoodka,
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@amydiehl

this whole study seems badly designed in the first place. Bodies aren't supposed to have fats dumped in them intravenously. Good grief.

Designed by males.

ai6yr, to random

Amazing. $15K for the entire contents of a Red Lobster for someone. I haven't seen if anyone else got a better bargain! #RedLobster #auction

darwinwoodka,
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@ai6yr worth it for the Hoshizaki alone

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