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grapefrukt

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0.1x developer. makes games.

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grapefrukt, to random
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redid my webpage for the first time since 2015
https://grapefrukt.com/

grapefrukt,
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gotta say, launching a new website was more fun when i had any kind of stats/analytics hooked up.

i'm just gonna assume it got A MILLION VISISTS.

grapefrukt, to random
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my entire feed right now

nervous_jessica, to random
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Anyone know about decks? Mine is pressure treated, covered in algae? and the finish is worn off. What do I need to do refinish it? Pressure washing? Sanding? What kind of stain should I use?

grapefrukt,
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@nervous_jessica using a straight up pressure washer will look great short term, but will mess up the wood fibers quickly, don't do it!
I use a specific patio cleaner attachment for mine, that works very well.

grapefrukt, to random
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👴🦖 ALERT ALERT "NEW" GAME RELEASE. 🦖👴
https://grapefrukt.itch.io/jesus-vs-dinosaurs

me and @PetriPurho made this game in 2011.
we released it today.

an incredibly good trailer for the game jesus versus dinosaurs

ocornut, to random
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Rhubarbs are starting to pop up again in local food markets, i made a tart!

grapefrukt,
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@ocornut @aras I've got heaps in the garden, so I gotta join in

mcc, to random
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Me, 1 day after spending Herculean effort to keep my WordPress website running I should shut down my WordPress website

grapefrukt,
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@mcc @emmy I have used some crusty old web spidering software to download entire wordpress sites and turn them into plain old html.
not too complicated and VERY NICE not to have to maintain them.

grapefrukt, to random
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it's friday, don't forget to defragment your disk!

grapefrukt, to unity
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i'm trying to understand which plan you're supposed to be on if you're above $100K but below $200K?

grapefrukt, to random
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we replaced our heat pump last year and it's just a boring box that sits in our basement quietly whirring away.

somehow that magical machine is 430% effective.
for every one unit of power we put in, we got 4.3 out.

that's WILD.

grapefrukt, to random
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I needed a die yesterday and I couldn't find one.
I may have overcompensated slightly.

grapefrukt,
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That's too many!

grapefrukt, to random
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some idiot (me) was working from home the day before yesterday and forgot to push his commits.
so some idiot (me) had to do a gnarly merge when he got home last night to avoid having to deal with that even more in the future.
then, some idiot (me) forgot to push that again and now i have to deal with the same thing all over again today.

grapefrukt, to random
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I got this email today and I really can't tell if this person is trying to scam me or is just industrial strength naive. Possibly both?

karl_zylinski, to random
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how to leave a cave

video/mp4

grapefrukt,
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@karl_zylinski is there a vegan option?

benjaoming, to random
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Germany 😖️ (but also rest of Europe wtf)

https://www.jetbrains.com/lp/devecosystem-2023/demographics/#gender

grapefrukt,
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@benjaoming this one's fun! would never had expected c to be the language with the most broad user base

grapefrukt, to random
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i think this mesh might be a little bit on the big side.

grapefrukt,
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it's a bit dense

benjaoming, to random
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Trying out the Mastodon client @phanpy for the first time. It runs as a 100% static website, all settings stored in your browser. Has so many features. So far, it has added all the features that are otherwise missing in Mastodon's built-in web client.

See the many features here: https://github.com/cheeaun/phanpy/

Here's some Docker code to get started on your own localhost: https://git.data.coop/benjaoming/phanpy

grapefrukt,
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@benjaoming @phanpy this is great! it merges notifications! so nice!

helvetica, to random
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here’s an open game design problem i have:

let’s say you have 100 teams you want to put on a leaderboard against eachother.

the sizes of the teams range from 3 to 1000 players.

everyone on the teams is playing the same game.

what’s a fair way to put these teams against eachother?

i want players to feel included, but i don’t want anyone to feel like they’re “bringing their team down”, so the obvious “average score” doesn’t work

grapefrukt,
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@helvetica that's a really good question! are you ranking a single score per player or is it across multiple days/entries?

grapefrukt,
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@helvetica thinking about it some more, would splitting out small/large teams be acceptable? most of the fancy bottom/top n% just falls apart on less than ten players I think?

grapefrukt, to random
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the mortal sin. may your computer run slow forever.

grumpygamer, to random
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I can't get my xbox controller to pair with my MacBook via bluetooth. It use to be paired with this computer, now it won't pair. I've tried two controllers with the same (non) results. My mouse pairs just fine. It's going to be hard to get worked done over the next 3 weeks while I'm at my Mom's if I can't use a controller.

grapefrukt,
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@grumpygamer @mogwai_poet in a pinch it'll work as a wired controller if you hook it up via usb

grapefrukt,
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@grumpygamer @mogwai_poet I could have sworn I have done this, but maybe I did need some for funky driver! sorry!

grapefrukt, to random
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i'm testing a maintenance update to holedown on iOS, click here for free stuff: https://testflight.apple.com/join/Oo1wpbvO

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