grapefrukt

grapefrukt, 30 days ago to random

redid my webpage for the first time since 2015
https://grapefrukt.com/

grapefrukt, 1 month ago to random

my entire feed right now

grapefrukt, 1 month ago to random

👴🦖 ALERT ALERT "NEW" GAME RELEASE. 🦖👴
https://grapefrukt.itch.io/jesus-vs-dinosaurs

me and @PetriPurho made this game in 2011.
we released it today.

an incredibly good trailer for the game jesus versus dinosaurs

grapefrukt, 2 months ago to random

it's friday, don't forget to defragment your disk!

grapefrukt, 2 months ago to unity

i'm trying to understand which #unity plan you're supposed to be on if you're above $100K but below $200K?

grapefrukt, 2 months ago to random

we replaced our heat pump last year and it's just a boring box that sits in our basement quietly whirring away.

somehow that magical machine is 430% effective.
for every one unit of power we put in, we got 4.3 out.

that's WILD.

grapefrukt, 3 months ago to random

I needed a die yesterday and I couldn't find one.
I may have overcompensated slightly.

grapefrukt, 4 months ago to random

some idiot (me) was working from home the day before yesterday and forgot to push his commits.
so some idiot (me) had to do a gnarly merge when he got home last night to avoid having to deal with that even more in the future.
then, some idiot (me) forgot to push that again and now i have to deal with the same thing all over again today.

grapefrukt, 4 months ago to random

I got this email today and I really can't tell if this person is trying to scam me or is just industrial strength naive. Possibly both?

grapefrukt, 5 months ago to random

i think this mesh might be a little bit on the big side.

grapefrukt, 6 months ago to random

the mortal sin. may your computer run slow forever.

grapefrukt, 6 months ago to random

i'm testing a maintenance update to holedown on iOS, click here for free stuff: https://testflight.apple.com/join/Oo1wpbvO

grapefrukt, 7 months ago to random

trying out some new keycaps today.

grapefrukt, 7 months ago to random

At some point in the past few years Google Play has started reviewing all builds that are "public" including betas.
Review usually takes a couple of days, sometimes a week.
Each release channel is also reviewed independently, meaning I first have to wait to publish to testers, then wait again for the same build to be allowed to go into production.

grapefrukt, 7 months ago to random

I've been getting reports that holedown runs slowly on the new Pixel 8 phones. As luck would have it, I just upgraded too.

It does indeed run at barely 50fps.
My Pixel 3XL runs it at a solid 60.

grapefrukt, 7 months ago to random

if you put a button like this in your game, how many times will people press it?

turns out about 25 times a day, across a couple of thousand installs.

grapefrukt, 7 months ago to random

i'm trying to hunt down an extremely cursed save file issue.

sometimes the game will only write half the save?!

grapefrukt, 7 months ago to random

mastodon dm's are such a train wreck.

i get that it's way easier to have them be just like everything else, but wow, it's SO easy to send something public instead.

grapefrukt, 7 months ago to random

i was just informed that you (right now) can't find subpar pool via search on the app store.
it won't show up.

you can still get to by link or via one of my other games.
any search for subpar just gives one result (and an ad) and it's some other game.

the heck?!

grapefrukt, 8 months ago to random

dearest friends, subpar pool is out now!
now you too can experience its special blend of half golf, half pool, all cool.

get it now on ios, android, switch or steam!

video/mp4

grapefrukt, 8 months ago to random

it's always interesting to compare line counts, here's all the code i wrote for #subparpool

grapefrukt, 8 months ago to random

i have made a new game:
SUBPAR POOL

it's somewhere between golf and pool and i am very excited!

read all about it at https://subparpool.com/

you can play it on iOS, android, steam and switch on october 12.

grapefrukt, 8 months ago to random

at this point i am more or less certain that the google play developer support people use some sort of AI to write their answers.

you'll get these long flowery replies that contain rehashed FAQ answers again and they will under no circumstances answer your actual question.

it's kind of impressive actually.

grapefrukt, 9 months ago to random

i received some incredibly upsetting news today: my vacation is over.
i have to work again.

not cool.

grapefrukt, 11 months ago to random

i am unfortunately saddled with the responsibility to make a webpage in the year 2023.

i don't need anything beyond static html and a somewhat responsive layout.

what do i use without having to re-learn some newfangled css framework type thing?