Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?
It’s a little meteor.
Opafi, Hey angel, did you give the dinosaurs more muscle like I asked?
HeartyOfGlass, 🎵 We’re whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon… 🎶
Jtee, 
But there ain’t no whales so we tell tall tales
RedEyeFlightControl, 
And sing our whaling tune!
dalekcaan, “That’s not how it happened!”
“Oh yeah? I’d like to see your degree in fungineering.”
BeatTakeshi, 
Well both are fusion cuisine
j4k3, 
In the land of cheese 'n seas, this one brings the mete
UntouchedWagons, 
I was expecting some sort of “It’s out of this world” punchline
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