A guy walks into a bar and sees that there are dozens of cuts of meat hanging from the ceiling.

Confused, he asks the bartender why this is.

“Well, it’s a promotion we are running. If you can jump up and grab one, you get a free New York Strip dinner, on us! But, if you attempt to do so and miss, you gotta buy one for every person here instead.”

The guy takes a moment to scan the bar, counting up the number of patrons in his head, before turning to the bartender and replying

“Ah, no thanks. The steaks are too high.”

habanhero,

That’s how missteaks were made.

1024_Kibibytes,

What about mister steaks?

zaemz,
@zaemz@lemmy.world avatar

His miss, Ms. Take, made a mistake with a missed take when mistaking a steak for a stake.

cage,

I had to tell my wife this one immediately! NICE

sadreality,

I am dislexic, I had to read the joke several times before I got it.

Pandantic,
Pandantic avatar

Username relevant!

sadreality,

Dad jokes supposed to be accessible!

JackGreenEarth,

This is the joke my father likes to tell me! I haven’t seen it on the internet before.

BEZORP,

Well... played

shadmere,

I enjoyed this.

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