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I remember reading something about Dali I think getting butthole prints of people and discovering that butthole prints are just as identifying as finger prints.
Oh how the mighty have fallen. You once considered yourself worthy of Olympus and now you have regained your rightful place, pushing your waste into the sewer with your feet like the rest of us.
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