foo, (edited )
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"How much is the $7 pizza?" "$10."
"How much is the $7 pasta?" "$9."
"How much are the $7 breadsticks?" "Do you really need to ask that? ... actually, $7, coincidentally."

(These aren't prices before discounts; they are literally the discounted rates on the $7 menu.)

sjb,
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@foo Funnily enough, in my area of Long Island, they're all $7:

foo,
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@sjb "PRICE AND PARTITION MAY VARY", or something

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