GossiTheDog,
@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social avatar

Random bit of Microsoft telemetry dropped in this WSJ piece, good to know they’re tracking key presses.

GossiTheDog,
@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social avatar

deleted_by_author

  • Loading...
  • + ben
    starchturrets,

    @GossiTheDog Makes sense - iirc they explicitly note monitoring typing data is under optional and not required diagnostics so having them keylog normal users would be a helluva problem

    smidbot,

    @GossiTheDog The switch to cloud services is so insidious. They get to both sell their product to you and sell you as a product. How many other businesses sell products to their own products?

    zazzoo,

    @GossiTheDog Psst. Windows has been nothing but garbage spyware since Windows 10. Unless you've got an enterprise license, specifically block it on your firewall or have hacked your OS, there is no way to disable it. Pass it around.

    cajun_cheechako,

    @GossiTheDog Easy fix for that kind of unwelcome data collection
    https://youtu.be/iYZIl2eiYzA

    chiefoldmist,

    @GossiTheDog

    What this needs to point out is that the drop at that may be because of the return to office...

    That's the time people are commuting home...

    LeeRyman,

    @GossiTheDog are they sure that's not just how long it takes to find what you are meant to be working on in Teams after you start the day and return from Lunch?

    arh,

    @GossiTheDog I do have an objection to this. The way this is phrased makes it sound like they monitor everyone's keyboard usage. But if you read the article (I'm assuming this one: https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/worklab/triple-peak-day), it specifically says they monitored their own employees keyboard usage. Which are two very different things.
    Don't get me wrong, keyboard logging could still be part of windows, but this article says nothing about that.

    GossiTheDog,
    @GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social avatar

    deleted_by_author

  • Loading...
  • arh,

    @GossiTheDog yeah, I have noticed that it was written in 3rd person about Microsoft after I commented. Then their phrasing is bad to make people believe something else than the article says.

    AlexVoss,
    @AlexVoss@fosstodon.org avatar

    @GossiTheDog

    All Nanomush will ever get from me is AWS&D.

    oceaniceternity,
    @oceaniceternity@sakurajima.moe avatar

    @GossiTheDog Fuck I hate telemetry. Productivity isn't being a monkey with a typewriter. And no shit, after having a couple of hours at work your productivity goes down. People need rests for a reason, and we all know this is going to be construed as the laziness of workers.

    scentedbuttholes,

    @GossiTheDog sounds like it's time to write a new pi pico script that will send random shit as a keyboard input 24 hours a day.

    chipchirp,
    @chipchirp@ioc.exchange avatar

    @GossiTheDog meetings at 1pm and 4-6pm are ultra cursed. Many eat at their desks already and if corporate America comes for dinner, too then when are the workers gonna eat, C-suite? The push on outlook calendar defaults just casually expanding the workday like what is this boring dystopia?

    runewake2,
    @runewake2@hachyderm.io avatar

    @GossiTheDog Presumably they're accounting for the roles they can't track when collecting this? When I worked there I had to bring my own device for 90% of my work - the device they provided literally couldn't do my job.

    kkarhan,

    @GossiTheDog pretty shure that's illegal surveillance...

    I hope @maxschrems of @noybeu probes into that shit.

    whophd,
    @whophd@ioc.exchange avatar

    @GossiTheDog @lisamelton btw … what do they mean “despite” office returns? When do they expect commuting to happen?

    0rkk0,

    @GossiTheDog I wonder if they do this regardless of the OSS and keyboard used...
    should I drop my 11-year-old Microsoft keyboard running in Linux? 💭

    rich,
    @rich@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

    @GossiTheDog and presumably which keys are pressed :-/

    marcorobotics,

    @GossiTheDog and people still fall for the "convenience" of VSCode! God knows what they're tracking there.

    WarmasterPalak,

    @GossiTheDog

    ABSOLUTELY NOT CREEPY AND UNNERVING!

    peter_lord,

    @GossiTheDog
    Once again, making the mistake of equating (apparent) physical activity with productivity: no thinking time required in Microsoft World ™️
    I recall a Staff Appraisal at (unspecified employer), where my manager had pulled the logs for the new configuration management tool and was passive-aggressively comparing those who'd checked-in the least files with the guy who'd done the most (which turned-out to be several large scripted batch runs of auto modified files...)🤷‍♂️

    greenjimll,

    @GossiTheDog Just to screw things up for them, and because Teams chat on the web seems to be increasingly flakey, I often type out chat messages that are more than a short sentence long into a text editor and then cut-n-paste. They must think I'm fecking Mavis Beacon.

    TundraWolf,

    @GossiTheDog Another reason to get off Windows and all MS products.

    qntn,

    @GossiTheDog and meetings from 4-6pm are down 7% DESPITE returning to office?

    It's almost like people are commuting around 5pm... Weird linguistic spin on that data point.

    jake4480,
    @jake4480@c.im avatar

    @GossiTheDog a LOT of places are doing this too. And other similar extreme surveillance stuff to track every second of an employee's day. It's bullshit.

    magela,

    @GossiTheDog this is evoking nightmare flashbacks of keyloggers installed on machines I used 20 years ago. Cool.

    editor,

    @GossiTheDog Also I'm annoyed there's no date on this article: https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/worklab/triple-peak-day

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • random
  • DreamBathrooms
  • ngwrru68w68
  • modclub
  • magazineikmin
  • thenastyranch
  • rosin
  • khanakhh
  • InstantRegret
  • Youngstown
  • slotface
  • Durango
  • kavyap
  • mdbf
  • normalnudes
  • megavids
  • osvaldo12
  • tester
  • GTA5RPClips
  • cubers
  • everett
  • tacticalgear
  • ethstaker
  • provamag3
  • anitta
  • Leos
  • cisconetworking
  • JUstTest
  • lostlight
  • All magazines