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FlockOfCats

@FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

Nerd who edits #science stuff. Immigrant to #Japan (#Chiba)

Plays and runs #dnd. #Grammar enthusiast. Posts stupid #jokes and #puns (sorry). He/FoC.

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FlockOfCats, to academia
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Daily reminder: fuck

If you are gonna nitpick authors about an arbitrary overlap percentage in Crossref reports, then don’t run the report including the affiliations, author list, references, standard disclosures, and mandatory statements in the cover letter (not even part of the manuscript!) all counting toward the overlap.

So annoying. Authors are stuck dealing with manuscripts that obviously do not have problems with text borrowing

scoutie, to random
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w00t! guess who graduated froom physical therapy today?!? 🎉✨

FlockOfCats,
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FlockOfCats, to random
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Hey girl, are you a YouTube subscribe button, cuz…

FlockOfCats, to random
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Ancient Roman reply guys were like “n.b. Actually”

FlockOfCats, to random
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So mad.

I made a post about how I wanted to join two metals together by heating them to the point of melting and thenpressing them together.

So, of course the reply guys had to chime in with “weld, actually…” 😤

FlockOfCats,
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@pucetrailblazer no it’s just fake news for silly joke 😇

FlockOfCats,
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@pucetrailblazer oh and haha I see what you did now 😂

networker_365, to random
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Transportation Bureau, City of Nagoya deeply apologised after the last train of Meijo line departed Yagoto station 3 minutes 50 seconds earlier than scheduled last night, and thus six passengers had to use taxi to go home. The Bureau will offer compensation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvucVMWe99g

FlockOfCats,
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@networker_365

Wow, I’ve heard of train operators apologizing for leaving like 30 seconds early during the day, but almost 4 minutes early for last train seems like a lot 🤯

Strombo, to random
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My spicy fridge pickle investment portfolio is paying out dividends.

FlockOfCats,
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@Strombo looks good! 🤤

FlockOfCats, to random
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Remember when making a mix tape for someone was a popular form of flirting? And you’d obsess over getting the order just right?

I never had any success. But I still think duct, electrical, cellophane, double-side, packing is perfect

FlockOfCats,
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@scoutie

:gosh: :gosh: :gosh: :gosh:

Very cute!

jezebelkat, to random
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If you didn't think it was summer in Japan already, today was the first day I was woken up by a sunrise at 4am.

Let the summer bitching about Japan's refusal to get a decent fucking timezone begin.

FlockOfCats,
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smalldog, to random
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A female President, i.e. Mexico right now, is called a "Presidentress" or "Lady President." 🤣

I get that from 1950's TV shows like "What's My Line." 📺

FlockOfCats,
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@smalldog

Presidentrix? 🤔

FlockOfCats, to random
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Glory whole wheat, anyone? :doge_horny_jail:

dugglebutt, to random
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Here’s a wildly controversial take:

Spicy food is a complete culinarily cop-out. Hear me out:

I believe that when a restaurant, be it a fast food chain or some gastropub or even a legitimate restaurant, uses peppers as a selling-point, it is just masking the fact that their food fucking sucks. Oh, a whopper with 25,000 jalapeños? Please. Make a better whopper, bro.
You think any James Beard rated chef has EVER used 1 jalapeño in their lives? Not a chance, guy.

Also, sandwich places do this with onions all the time. Same idea: masking the lack of flavor.

Total trash.

FlockOfCats,
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@dugglebutt literal spicy take! :spicy:

FlockOfCats, to random
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Reason for joining: Yes

⬆️

Dang, the spammers trying to sign up are getting more sophisticated!

This is a step up from previous answers to why they want to join, such as: “fkdjsposkd” or inputting their email address 🙃

FlockOfCats, to random
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Soon we will cast aside the inequality, greed, and myth of individualism in the ethos of capitalism and embrace shared prosperity and cooperation for the common good. Only then will My Little Pony finally be Our Little Pony. In this essay, I…

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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GQs 1995 list of overrated things

FlockOfCats,
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@Schnuckster @TheBreadmonkey

😂 Some of those have aged….poorly

pippa, to random
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love finding out at 11:30pm that we were supposed to have prepared a swimming costume and towel etc etc for my daughter to take to preschool tomorrow - nobody showed me the relevant paperwork until tonight 🤪 she doesn’t even have a swimming costume, soooo

FlockOfCats,
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@pippa

To my American ears 😊

FlockOfCats, to random
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Happy Pride Month from every one on the Torment Nexus team!

FlockOfCats,
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(This toot brought to you by terrible companies with rainbow logos 😇)

FlockOfCats, to random
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And loaf no. 2 (meatloaf)

With crumb reveal for loaf no. 1

FlockOfCats,
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@takosix loaf no. 3 in a day or two!

FlockOfCats, (edited ) to random
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Loaf number 1

Ended up a little squat, but hopefully ok. Used whole wheat flour for first time

pippa, to random
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i wonder if literally begging my husband to please, PLEASE stop leaving the washing-up sponge in the kitchen sink will actually make him listen

FlockOfCats,
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@pippa

I don’t know if this would actually work or not, but when he forgets to put back the sponge, don’t move it for him and ask him to put the sponge back (not a reminder for next time, literally, the sponge is in the sink, please move it)

If you remind him to do it next time, he won’t. And you’ll be annoyed if you do it for him. But maybe the behavior will stick, if he actually does it?

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