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HCBunny

@HCBunny@beige.party

I'm the same Hot and Cross Bunny that likes tacos and wheed over on Party, but much more Beige and this server rarely goes down. Still an OCMAP production, accept no substitutes or Banjos.

*NOT AN ACTUAL RABBIT.

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HCBunny, to random
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Man I need some canned ravioli.

mentallyalex, to random
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My melanin challenged brethren!
I am hearing that the Moon has taken our fight to the stoney shores of that mass of gases we have long struggled against.

Hold fast friends and know that soon our plight may be over. It is a worthy foe, using all sorts of tricks and nature magics to weaken us, but we will persevere.

HCBunny,
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@mentallyalex

I ALREADY HAVE A SUNBURN!

HCBunny,
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@mentallyalex

I'm rocking 70 right now because the 50 I had on yesterday just made the sun try harder.

HCBunny, to random
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It's pretty obvious a lot of you are here because real life people are sick of your shit.

HCBunny, to random
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I've sent a person I only know on social media a pair of pliers. This is life now.

HCBunny,
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@c0dec0dec0de

They posted a birthday wishlist and I gifted them pliers. Because pliers.

HCBunny, to random
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Got some fancy cream for my face to cut down my red cheeks and asked husband if he noticed anything about my face and he was all: "yeah, your cheeks look a little red" and how is he still alive? Shouldn't the First Wife have at least beat this out of him?

HCBunny,
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@Alice

I have had it two days and in my opinion it cuts by about 50%

HCBunny, to random
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I cannot explain it, but my other account on party works pretty well if I haven't used it in a few weeks. It's like it needs to recuperate, after three days of use it just stops.

HCBunny,
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@mentallyalex

When I'm out in the house common areas I lose important things like my glasses, my phone and my sippy cup. I have to always strategically place these things in what I call my busy box - all my activities central to one another. No more than four things though, because I'm a bunny.

HCBunny, to random
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Our zoo has a new baby colobus monkey and he looks just like an angry old man.

HCBunny, to random
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Why is it so HARD to get a SNACK around here?!

HCBunny,
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Had to go get yet another snack because after you go salty, sweet, salty, sweet you have to go CHEESE and the next thing you know I've accidentally made three big cheesy taquitos.

HCBunny,
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Aaaany-the-who, anybody else DYING for a hoagie?!

HCBunny, to random
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Fritos flavored mustache wax.

HCBunny, to random
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If you're wondering, the traditional 15th wedding anniversary gift is ear cleaning kit.

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    HCBunny,
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    @cpoliticditto

    Hey, Babe, just wondered if you felt that quake all the way in Oregon and if maybe you might still have feelings for me.

    HCBunny, to random
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    (shows up to your birthday party with your sleep paralysis demon)

    HCBunny, to random
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    Overfamiliar dudes are gross. Don't be a gross overfamiliar dude.

    HCBunny, to random
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    What people that don't imbibe in the weed don't understand:

    THE most cathartic cries. Like, no, I feel great. Let's cry over the things that haven't been great so far and get them worn down. Nice and blunt.

    So nice. With some music? A cup of tea?

    HCBunny,
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    @mentallyalex

    They ALL make me sleepy, like, ALL of them. My metabolism is uncommon.

    HCBunny,
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    @mentallyalex

    This is the point where Bunn saw the word "tea" and her brain went: TEA? I WOULD LIKE SOME TEA, THANKS FOR ASKING.

    HCBunny,
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    @mentallyalex

    My favorites so far have been Death Star and Mom's Spaghetti.

    HCBunny,
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    @mentallyalex

    This explains...well, Bunn.

    Alice, to random
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    I'd swipe right on Smokey the Bear.

    HCBunny,
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    @Alice

    We've all thought it.
    Anybody that claims otherwise is chock full o' lies!

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