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Viss

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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ
:: Founder, Phobos Group
:: Quad Flooper :: Scoville Addict
:: Public Speaker :: food pornographer
:: Twitter Alum (2011-2012)
:: security longhair :: tattoo'ed nerd

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#startups #security #infosec #redteam #publicspeaking #asm #attacksurfacemanagement #orbital #fundraising #saas
#drones #quads #hotsauce #spices #homeassistant #homeautomation #cartoons #animation

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oh hey, cool new evs coming out!
polestar3 - 70k
audi etron-8 - 90k
new porche taycan - "call us"
current rivians - 107k ish

sheesh.

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https://kotaku.com/new-doom-dark-ages-trailer-bethesda-xbox-showcase-sgf-1851528789

oh, theyre making a new doom.
i wonder if bethesda ever paid mick gordon?

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https://www.theregister.com/2024/06/08/uber_cso_joe_sullivan/

hold the board accountable for hiring the right security people, then.

and the punishment/fines should be .eu style, a percentage of gross profits, not .us style, the corporate equivalent of a cup of coffee

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heres one for your 'i have nothing to hide' friends, colleagues and family

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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

i fixed the ssl cert on hax.lol.

sorry about that. letsencrypt just started adding -0001 to directory names and didnt update the config file.

now you can drop hax.lol on kiosks, phones, laptops, etc, wherever!

also, if you have any idea how to make the html5 canvas properly centered, and scale right with display size, im all ears. i kinda wanna make it bounce around like that old dvd screensaver logo from the 90s

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how.

image/png

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https://www.npr.org/2024/06/06/nx-s1-4992288/heat-dome-high-temperatures-western-us

just FYI, the midea duo 12k btu portable ac unit is like 700 bux (the duo does heat too, the non-duo is on sale for 500), on medium uses 400 watts, and CASUALLY keeps the entire upstairs of my house cool so i dont have to run the big, 7000 watt full-house a/c

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thanks @nullagent for this super informative video!

take note, anybody with allergies, or living anywhere that routinely just bursts into flames:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaQTYrisieA

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https://www.theregister.com/2024/06/06/synology_backup_activeprotect/

dude.
if syno makes an s3-like offering that does that type of storage its going to greatly grease the skids for folks bailing from the cloud.

i have space in my rack at the colo, i'd buy a full on rackstation and top it out and shove it on 10 gig copper.

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the day has finally arrived.

im attacking iot lightbulbs on a remote lan during an engagement because they have juicy things layer 2 adjacent.

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boy, its amazing how far just "telling someone they did a good job" goes.

.eu folks are so wonderfully kind and refreshing

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build more pylons

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if anybodys got a handle on that new 361 million cred leak that came out of telegram, i'd appreciate any leads!

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today mexico elected its first woman president. whos also a scientist.

does that make mexico more progressive than the US now?

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stuck in heathrow terminal 5 for 5 hours.
has anybody geocached anything interesting here?

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being on the other side of the water provides for significantly tastier nerd food pellets

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go to the cloud they said
itll be fine they said

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i would totally play the tabletop martok-voiced d&d game from lower decks.

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i would like to have star trek style teleporters, not so much for the convenience of being able to travel instantly, but moreso to make jetlag a thing of the past.

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I love that things have gotten so bad in recent years that we're looking to bring back icq, aim, msn, yahoo messenger etc..

https://www.theregister.com/2024/05/31/nina_saving_icq/

kinda makes me feel 300 years old

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hey!
are you awake?
If you are, and you want to stream securityfest day 2, here's the url!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDAUwMwVuns&ab_channel=SecurityFest

I'm the first talk of the day, and I'm up at midnight PST, or 9am gothenburg time!

I'm presenting on using ancient forerunner technology (linux) to make inexpensive/free solutions for security engineering and architecture, and talking A LOT OF SMACK about the cloud:

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